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| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Well, let's look on the bright side. At least we're out of work together. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} You're right. A smoke... to sisterhood. Jeezum crow, it's empty! Selma, how many cigarettes have you had today? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} The usual one hundred and thirty-five since breakfast. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} That's strange. We should have two left. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, thanks for sharing your room with me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Are you kiddin'? I couldn't let you share your room with aunt Selma. Then I whoulda' had to share my room with... ''[GULP]'' aunt Patty. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Are you sure Smithers said flight attendants? 'Cause Lenny said that they were looking for two contamination shower attendants. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} Laugh it up, cue-ball! Learning the contents of this manual is all that stands between our career in the sky and life on Earth with you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! Learn, baby, larn! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Patty, are you sure you can land this plane? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} Are you kidding? If it means sweet tobacco smoke will soon fill my lungs, there's nothing I can't do. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Attention, passengers! Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Listen, I'm sure your two will find a vocation that's not only fulfilling, but where there are no smoking restrictions. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} I'm afraid our dreams of every finding that pefect job crash landed along with the plane. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:46, May 20, 2021
- Selma Bouvier: Well, let's look on the bright side. At least we're out of work together.
- Patty Bouvier: You're right. A smoke... to sisterhood. Jeezum crow, it's empty! Selma, how many cigarettes have you had today?
- Selma: The usual one hundred and thirty-five since breakfast.
- Patty: That's strange. We should have two left.
- Lisa: Bart, thanks for sharing your room with me.
- Bart: Are you kiddin'? I couldn't let you share your room with aunt Selma. Then I whoulda' had to share my room with... [GULP] aunt Patty.
- Homer: Are you sure Smithers said flight attendants? 'Cause Lenny said that they were looking for two contamination shower attendants.
- Patty: Laugh it up, cue-ball! Learning the contents of this manual is all that stands between our career in the sky and life on Earth with you.
- Homer: Woo hoo! Learn, baby, larn!
- Selma: Patty, are you sure you can land this plane?
- Patty: Are you kidding? If it means sweet tobacco smoke will soon fill my lungs, there's nothing I can't do.
- Selma: Attention, passengers! Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
- Marge: Listen, I'm sure your two will find a vocation that's not only fulfilling, but where there are no smoking restrictions.
- Patty: I'm afraid our dreams of every finding that pefect job crash landed along with the plane.
