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Difference between revisions of "Lisa's Adventures in Wordland/Quotes"

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:'''[[Ned the Mail Carrier]]:''' I thought I wrote down 'Bite the dog,' upon a yellow note, but when I read it back it said, 'Don't forget to row your boat.' Now have I lost my mind? And which is what I wrote?
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{{qf|Ned the Mail Carrier}} I thought I wrote down 'Bite the dog,' upon a yellow note, but when I read it back it said, 'Don't forget to row your boat.' Now have I lost my mind? And which is what I wrote?
 
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:'''[[The Thesaurus]]:''' I'm a Thesaurus! A genuine, authentic, veritable, walking, talking emporium of words, a living breathing compendium of expressions, a dining and dancing agglomeration of cliches!
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{{qf|The Thesaurus}} I'm a Thesaurus! A genuine, authentic, veritable, walking, talking emporium of words, a living breathing compendium of expressions, a dining and dancing agglomeration of cliches!
 
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:'''[[The Man Who Swallowed a Dictionary]]:''' ...as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself, if bombastic, periphrastic grandiloquence be the music of life, then rattle on, I say, rattle on! Ah, to speechify! To expatiate! To babble at length. In extenso, ad nauseam, etcetera, etcetera...
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{{qf|The Man Who Swallowed a Dictionary}} ...as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself, if bombastic, periphrastic grandiloquence be the music of life, then rattle on, I say, rattle on! Ah, to speechify! To expatiate! To babble at length. In extenso, ad nauseam, etcetera, etcetera...
 
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:'''Bob/Otto:''' Swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws."
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{{qf|Bob/Otto}} Swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws."

Latest revision as of 17:21, August 2, 2020



Ned the Mail Carrier: I thought I wrote down 'Bite the dog,' upon a yellow note, but when I read it back it said, 'Don't forget to row your boat.' Now have I lost my mind? And which is what I wrote?

The Thesaurus: I'm a Thesaurus! A genuine, authentic, veritable, walking, talking emporium of words, a living breathing compendium of expressions, a dining and dancing agglomeration of cliches!

The Man Who Swallowed a Dictionary: ...as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself, if bombastic, periphrastic grandiloquence be the music of life, then rattle on, I say, rattle on! Ah, to speechify! To expatiate! To babble at length. In extenso, ad nauseam, etcetera, etcetera...

Bob/Otto: Swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws."