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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} So what brings you to Springfield, Mr. Scorpio? Hiding from student loan collectors? That's why most folks come here. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Hank Scorpio]]}} I'm glad you asked! I got to thinking about what matters most in life, and my inner voice told me to visit my only friend. That's you, Homer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But I worked for your company for just a week! I'm your only friend? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hank Scorpio}} The only friend who's still alive, yes! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} You think you can invade my town? Well, you're not Napoleon, and I'm not Prussia! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hank Scorpio}} You've got me all wrong, Monty! I'm a big fan of the time you blocked out the sun. It's what made me realize how important solar energy is. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mr. Scorpio's paying me ten times my old salary. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Now we can get real insulation for the attic insteda of the cotton candy we've been using. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Hank Scorpio}} Say, Homer... if you had to live without Italien food, French food, or Greek food, which would you choose? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Pizza and French fries are two of my favorites so.. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hank Scorpio}} Greece it is! Thanks, Homer! Let me write that down! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wait a minute! your missiles! They're hidden under the Springfield sign. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hank Scorpio}} So close, they are the Springfield sign! I had the letters replaced with guided missiles. Each letter is targeted to a country whose name starts with same letter. Spain, Pakistan, Russia, India, Norway, Germany, France, Iceland, England, Laos, and Denmark! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That's so clever! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hank Scorpio}} Thank you. And they're solar-powered, so they're great for the environment... aside from the nuclear fallout. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021
- Homer: So what brings you to Springfield, Mr. Scorpio? Hiding from student loan collectors? That's why most folks come here.
- Hank Scorpio: I'm glad you asked! I got to thinking about what matters most in life, and my inner voice told me to visit my only friend. That's you, Homer!
- Homer: But I worked for your company for just a week! I'm your only friend?
- Hank Scorpio: The only friend who's still alive, yes!
- Mr. Burns: You think you can invade my town? Well, you're not Napoleon, and I'm not Prussia!
- Hank Scorpio: You've got me all wrong, Monty! I'm a big fan of the time you blocked out the sun. It's what made me realize how important solar energy is.
- Homer: Mr. Scorpio's paying me ten times my old salary.
- Marge: Now we can get real insulation for the attic insteda of the cotton candy we've been using.
- Hank Scorpio: Say, Homer... if you had to live without Italien food, French food, or Greek food, which would you choose?
- Homer: Pizza and French fries are two of my favorites so..
- Hank Scorpio: Greece it is! Thanks, Homer! Let me write that down!
- Lisa: Wait a minute! your missiles! They're hidden under the Springfield sign.
- Hank Scorpio: So close, they are the Springfield sign! I had the letters replaced with guided missiles. Each letter is targeted to a country whose name starts with same letter. Spain, Pakistan, Russia, India, Norway, Germany, France, Iceland, England, Laos, and Denmark!
- Lisa: That's so clever!
- Hank Scorpio: Thank you. And they're solar-powered, so they're great for the environment... aside from the nuclear fallout.
