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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I love the great outdoors!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I love the great outdoors!
:'''[[Maggie]]:''' Suck! Suck!
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{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Suck! Suck!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Me, too!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Me, too!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Out of the way, you're blocking the TV!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Out of the way, you're blocking the TV!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You promised to take us camping this summer!
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{{qf|Bart}} You promised to take us camping this summer!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I promised and I will!
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{{qf|Homer}} I promised and I will!
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]:''' When?
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{{qf|Bart & Lisa}} When?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Soon!
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{{qf|Homer}} Soon!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' W-what's going on, kids?
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{{qf|Homer}} W-what's going on, kids?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You're old and useless, so we're sending you out to sea.
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{{qf|Bart}} You're old and useless, so we're sending you out to sea.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We're also doing it because you never took us camping even though you promised!
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{{qf|Lisa}} We're also doing it because you never took us camping even though you promised!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' L-l-lisa?
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{{qf|Homer}} L-L-Lisa?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I can't believe you've got polar bears and penguins together in this dream. They live on the opposite sides of the planet! [GAH!] That's so annoying!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I can't believe you've got polar bears and penguins together in this dream. They live on the opposite sides of the planet! [GAH!] That's so annoying!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I d-didn't know what!
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{{qf|Homer}} I d-didn't know what!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Really? Then how can you dream me telling you? Push him away, Bart!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Really? Then how can you dream me telling you? Push him away, Bart!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Don't worry, Homer. We'll pick you up later!
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{{qf|Bart}} Don't worry, Homer. We'll pick you up later!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We promise!
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{{qf|Lisa}} We promise!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Wake up, everyone! I put you all in the car and drove to the middle of the woods while you were sleeping! Welcome to the Simpsons' best camping trip ever!
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{{qf|Homer}} Wake up, everyone! I put you all in the car and drove to the middle of the woods while you were sleeping! Welcome to the Simpsons' best camping trip ever!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Look, I know this isn't exactly what we planned...
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{{qf|Homer}} Look, I know this isn't exactly what we planned...
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We didn't plan anything! You drages us here in our sleep!
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{{qf|Lisa}} We didn't plan anything! You drages us here in our sleep!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But it'll be easier if you just pretend it's like home.
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{{qf|Homer}} But it'll be easier if you just pretend it's like home.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm going to teach the dog some tricks.
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{{qf|Bart}} I'm going to teach the dog some tricks.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's the spirit, boy! Let's all use our imagination like Bart!
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{{qf|Homer}} That's the spirit, boy! Let's all use our imagination like Bart!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Uh... dad? I don't hink Bart's pretending.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Uh... dad? I don't hink Bart's pretending.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sit! Sit! Come on, you dumb dog!
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{{qf|Bart}} Sit! Sit! Come on, you dumb dog!
:'''[[Thunder]]:''' GRRRRR!
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{{qf|[[Thunder]]}} GRRRRR!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Bart... slowly step away him. The rest of you calmly head for the exit away from that... wolf!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart... slowly step away him. The rest of you calmly head for the exit away from that... wolf!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIGH!]
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{{qf|Homer}} [SIGH!]
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What's wrong dad?
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{{qf|Lisa}} What's wrong dad?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I wanted this camping trip to be special and everything went wrong.
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{{qf|Homer}} I wanted this camping trip to be special and everything went wrong.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' That's no true. I didn't have to cook dinner, which was a real treat for me!
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{{qf|Marge}} That's no true. I didn't have to cook dinner, which was a real treat for me!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Maggie and I are having a great time with all the dogs!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Maggie and I are having a great time with all the dogs!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' And I got to see the look of terror in that cameraman's eyes when he thought you were going to eat him!
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{{qf|Bart}} And I got to see the look of terror in that cameraman's eyes when he thought you were going to eat him!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' This has been our best camping trip ever!
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{{qf|Lisa}} This has been our best camping trip ever!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah! Nice work, Homer!
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{{qf|Bart}} Yeah! Nice work, Homer!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 13:45, May 20, 2021



Bart: I love the great outdoors!
Maggie: Suck! Suck!
Lisa: Me, too!
Homer: Out of the way, you're blocking the TV!
Bart: You promised to take us camping this summer!
Homer: I promised and I will!
Bart & Lisa: When?
Homer: Soon!

Homer: W-what's going on, kids?
Bart: You're old and useless, so we're sending you out to sea.
Lisa: We're also doing it because you never took us camping even though you promised!
Homer: L-L-Lisa?
Lisa: I can't believe you've got polar bears and penguins together in this dream. They live on the opposite sides of the planet! [GAH!] That's so annoying!
Homer: I d-didn't know what!
Lisa: Really? Then how can you dream me telling you? Push him away, Bart!
Bart: Don't worry, Homer. We'll pick you up later!
Lisa: We promise!

Homer: Wake up, everyone! I put you all in the car and drove to the middle of the woods while you were sleeping! Welcome to the Simpsons' best camping trip ever!

Homer: Look, I know this isn't exactly what we planned...
Lisa: We didn't plan anything! You drages us here in our sleep!
Homer: But it'll be easier if you just pretend it's like home.
Bart: I'm going to teach the dog some tricks.
Homer: That's the spirit, boy! Let's all use our imagination like Bart!
Lisa: Uh... dad? I don't hink Bart's pretending.
Bart: Sit! Sit! Come on, you dumb dog!
Thunder: GRRRRR!
Marge: Bart... slowly step away him. The rest of you calmly head for the exit away from that... wolf!

Homer: [SIGH!]
Lisa: What's wrong dad?
Homer: I wanted this camping trip to be special and everything went wrong.
Marge: That's no true. I didn't have to cook dinner, which was a real treat for me!
Lisa: Maggie and I are having a great time with all the dogs!
Bart: And I got to see the look of terror in that cameraman's eyes when he thought you were going to eat him!
Lisa: This has been our best camping trip ever!
Bart: Yeah! Nice work, Homer!