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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} The Rotting Brain! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} I heard that someone either wets their pants or toss their cookies at every screening. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sherri/Terri}} It's some kind of world record. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} I heard that, too! To prepare, I haven't eaten all day, and I'm wearing rubber underpants! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Oh! Why Didn't I think of that? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} PG-13 means parental guidance is needed for anyone under thirteen. No one under thirteen unless they're accompanied by an adult. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Parental guidance? Do you know who my parental guide is? Homer Simpson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} That guy? He's the reason we don't do refills on popcorn anymore. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} You like scary movies, huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I love 'em, but the movie theater won't let me in. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Would you want to see a flick called, "Invasion of the Monkey Mummies"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sure! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} How about "The Smell That Doomed Hoboken"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sounds cool! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} "Slimy Revolt of the Fishmen"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That's classic! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} You're in luck! I own all those movies. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nelson, you're always sketching monsters, right? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} My shrink said I need to stop drawing uns so I moved on. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Imagine posters of your art plastered all over the school. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} That would rock. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How are you at drawing nightmarish beasts and graphic violence? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I consider them my specialties. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Excellent! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Looks like we got a full house. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Martin}} Technically, it's a full yard. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Martin... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Don't worry Bart. I'll take care of the nerd. | |
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| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Bart: The Rotting Brain!
- Sherri/Terri: I heard that someone either wets their pants or toss their cookies at every screening.
- Sherri/Terri: It's some kind of world record.
- Martin Prince: I heard that, too! To prepare, I haven't eaten all day, and I'm wearing rubber underpants!
- Nelson Muntz: Oh! Why Didn't I think of that?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: PG-13 means parental guidance is needed for anyone under thirteen. No one under thirteen unless they're accompanied by an adult.
- Bart: Parental guidance? Do you know who my parental guide is? Homer Simpson!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: That guy? He's the reason we don't do refills on popcorn anymore.
- Grampa: You like scary movies, huh?
- Bart: I love 'em, but the movie theater won't let me in.
- Grampa: Would you want to see a flick called, "Invasion of the Monkey Mummies"?
- Bart: Sure!
- Grampa: How about "The Smell That Doomed Hoboken"?
- Bart: Sounds cool!
- Grampa: "Slimy Revolt of the Fishmen"?
- Bart: That's classic!
- Grampa: You're in luck! I own all those movies.
- Bart: Nelson, you're always sketching monsters, right?
- Nelson: My shrink said I need to stop drawing uns so I moved on.
- Bart: Imagine posters of your art plastered all over the school.
- Nelson: That would rock.
- Bart: How are you at drawing nightmarish beasts and graphic violence?
- Nelson: I consider them my specialties.
- Bart: Excellent!
- Grampa: Looks like we got a full house.
- Martin: Technically, it's a full yard.
- Bart: Martin...
- Nelson: Don't worry Bart. I'll take care of the nerd.
