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'''Things To Do Before I Die''' is a list of over things [[Grampa]] intends to do before he die. | '''Things To Do Before I Die''' is a list of over things [[Grampa]] intends to do before he die. | ||
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*Use binoculars to watch a friend or family member skydive (or watch their souvenir video). | *Use binoculars to watch a friend or family member skydive (or watch their souvenir video). | ||
*Remove the tag from my mattress. | *Remove the tag from my mattress. | ||
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*Get tickets to see alive taping of "The Mary Tyler Moore show." | *Get tickets to see alive taping of "The Mary Tyler Moore show." | ||
*Take a tour of locations in Bangor, Maine, where Stephen King's books take place. | *Take a tour of locations in Bangor, Maine, where Stephen King's books take place. | ||
| − | *Learn to | + | *Learn to speak Pig Latin fluently. |
*Watch that documentary about the ruining of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. | *Watch that documentary about the ruining of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. | ||
*Learn to play the prison blues on a harmonica. | *Learn to play the prison blues on a harmonica. | ||
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*Get elected neighborhood air raid warden. | *Get elected neighborhood air raid warden. | ||
*Give garlic mashed potatoes a try. | *Give garlic mashed potatoes a try. | ||
| − | *Take at least one nap | + | *Take at least one nap on every bench in Springfield. |
*Have a street named after me. ("Grampa Parkway" would be my preference). | *Have a street named after me. ("Grampa Parkway" would be my preference). | ||
*Sue the guy who stole my idea to put peanut butter and jelly in one jar. | *Sue the guy who stole my idea to put peanut butter and jelly in one jar. | ||
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*Read the entire Bible (of barbecue.). | *Read the entire Bible (of barbecue.). | ||
*Come up with a good deathbed confession. | *Come up with a good deathbed confession. | ||
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== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
Latest revision as of 18:55, February 7, 2022
Things To Do Before I Die is a list of over things Grampa intends to do before he die.
Bucket List[edit]
- Use binoculars to watch a friend or family member skydive (or watch their souvenir video).
- Remove the tag from my mattress.
- Put a pro-Republican bumper sticker on my car.
- Get tickets to see alive taping of "The Mary Tyler Moore show."
- Take a tour of locations in Bangor, Maine, where Stephen King's books take place.
- Learn to speak Pig Latin fluently.
- Watch that documentary about the ruining of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
- Learn to play the prison blues on a harmonica.
- Go swimmin' with bow-legged women.
- Read Tuesdays with Morrie and find out what all the fuss is about.
- Learn to dance the "Turkey Troy."
- Ride on a bus that has a toilet.
- Wear my hat at a jaunty angle.
- Start a bolo tie craze.
- Play in an all-girl jazz band.
- Get my own catchphrase.
- Increase my TV viewing by 10%
- Spend some quality time with my son (the one who owned the car company).
- Get elected neighborhood air raid warden.
- Give garlic mashed potatoes a try.
- Take at least one nap on every bench in Springfield.
- Have a street named after me. ("Grampa Parkway" would be my preference).
- Sue the guy who stole my idea to put peanut butter and jelly in one jar.
- Organize my slipper collection.
- Climn to the top floor of the Museum of Escalators.
- Tighten down all the crews in the retirement home.
- Grow a copstache.
- Get through all the television shows on my DVR.
- Read the entire Bible (of barbecue.).
- Come up with a good deathbed confession.
