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:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, man, do you still pay cash for news tips?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, man, do you still pay cash for news tips?
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': ...a man spending his entire vacation on the couch? Now, that's a story! Homer's nap, day five. Having established that Homer Simpsons is indeed sleeping and not dead as it first appeared, we find ourselves asking, "why?" what makes a man choose to sleep for an enitre week?
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ...a man spending his entire vacation on the couch? Now, that's a story! Homer's nap, day five. Having established that Homer Simpsons is indeed sleeping and not dead as it first appeared, we find ourselves asking, "why?" what makes a man choose to sleep for an entire week?
:'''[[Marge]]''': He's never done this before. He won't even watch TV, and this is bikini week on the Home Shopping Network!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} He's never done this before. He won't even watch TV, and this is bikini week on the Home Shopping Network!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': ...and here we see people gathered, seeking the knowledge they believe Homer will attain on his slumber journey!
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ...and here we see people gathered, seeking the knowledge they believe Homer will attain on his slumber journey!
:'''[[Moe]]''': Yeah, well. He better hurry up with the entertainment, 'cause I gotta get back to my bar them beers ain't gonna water themselves!
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Yeah, well. He better hurry up with the entertainment, 'cause I gotta get back to my bar them beers ain't gonna water themselves!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Wait? He's waking up! What he has learned on his sleep odyssey? What words of wisdom will he give us? Homer, tell us the words that will resound throughout the ages!
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Wait? He's waking up! What he has learned on his sleep odyssey? What words of wisdom will he give us? Homer, tell us the words that will resound throughout the ages!
:'''Sign''': In the year 2099.
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{{qf|Sign}} In the year 2099.
:'''Sign''':  "All you need is couch!"
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{{qf|Sign}} "All you need is couch!"
  
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Latest revision as of 15:15, July 10, 2021



Bart: Hey, man, do you still pay cash for news tips?
Kent Brockman: ...a man spending his entire vacation on the couch? Now, that's a story! Homer's nap, day five. Having established that Homer Simpsons is indeed sleeping and not dead as it first appeared, we find ourselves asking, "why?" what makes a man choose to sleep for an entire week?
Marge: He's never done this before. He won't even watch TV, and this is bikini week on the Home Shopping Network!
Kent Brockman: ...and here we see people gathered, seeking the knowledge they believe Homer will attain on his slumber journey!
Moe Szyslak: Yeah, well. He better hurry up with the entertainment, 'cause I gotta get back to my bar them beers ain't gonna water themselves!
Kent Brockman: Wait? He's waking up! What he has learned on his sleep odyssey? What words of wisdom will he give us? Homer, tell us the words that will resound throughout the ages!
Sign: In the year 2099.
Sign: "All you need is couch!"