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{{qf|{{Ch|Zooey Deschanel}}}} Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
:'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
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{{qf|Simpsons}} ''[Singing to the tune of the NFL theme]'' We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
:'''Simpsons''': ''(Singing to the tune of the NFL theme)'' We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
:'''Bart''': We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} A beer costs eighteen bucks!
:'''Homer''': A beer costs eighteen bucks!
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{{qf|{{Ch|Terry Bradshaw}}}} Quit bellyaching, Baldy!
:'''Terry Bradshaw''': Quit bellyaching, Baldy!
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{{qf|{{Ch|Howie Long}}}} ''[As Bart puts two fingers above his head to look like he has bunny ears]'' We're bringing football back to its cold, exciting roots!
:'''Howie Long''': ''(As Bart puts two fingers above his head to look like he has bunny ears) We're bringing football back to its cold, exciting roots!
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[Sarcastically]'' Oh, yeah. Great. Even the hot cocoa's frozen. ''[He turns his mug over and his hot cocoa comes out frozen solid]''
:'''Bart''': ''(Sarcastically)'' Oh, yeah. Great. Even the hot cocoa's frozen. ''(He turns his mug over and his hot cocoa comes out frozen solid)''
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why couldn't we be in New Orleans where the weather is as hot as Bourbon street jazz?
:'''Lisa''': Why couldn't we be in New Orleans where the weather is as hot as Bourbon street jazz?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} The National Football League always knows what it's doing.
:'''Marge''': The National Football League always knows what it's doing.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Curt Menefee}}}} ''That'' didn't sound very enthusiastic enough, Marge.
:'''Curt Menefee: ''That'' didn't sound very enthusiastic enough, Marge.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[Whispering]'' Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.
:'''Homer''': ''(Whispering)'' Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Michael Strahan}}}} Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!
:'''Michael Strahan''': Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!
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{{qf|{{Ch|Jimmy Johnson}}}} We're going to ask Cleatus the Football Robot to remove you.
:'''Jimmy Johnson''': We're going to ask Cletus the Football Robot to remove you.
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:''[Cleatus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away]''
:''(Cletus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away)''
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{{qf|Homer}} But I brought my own Cletus! ''[He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs]''
:'''Homer''': But I brought my own Cletus! ''He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs)''
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{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.
:'''Cletus''': I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.
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:''[The robot grabs Cletus, squeezes him, causing him to collapse, eats a chicken wing, and does his signature victory dance]''
:''(The robot grabs Cletus, squeezes him, causing him to collapse, eats a chicken wing, and does his signature victory dance)''
 
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 20, 2021



Zooey Deschanel: Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
Simpsons: [Singing to the tune of the NFL theme] We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
Bart: We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
Homer: A beer costs eighteen bucks!
Terry Bradshaw: Quit bellyaching, Baldy!
Howie Long: [As Bart puts two fingers above his head to look like he has bunny ears] We're bringing football back to its cold, exciting roots!
Bart: [Sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Great. Even the hot cocoa's frozen. [He turns his mug over and his hot cocoa comes out frozen solid]
Lisa: Why couldn't we be in New Orleans where the weather is as hot as Bourbon street jazz?
Marge: The National Football League always knows what it's doing.
Curt Menefee: That didn't sound very enthusiastic enough, Marge.
Homer: [Whispering] Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.
Michael Strahan: Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!
Jimmy Johnson: We're going to ask Cleatus the Football Robot to remove you.
[Cleatus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away]
Homer: But I brought my own Cletus! [He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs]
Cletus Spuckler: I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.
[The robot grabs Cletus, squeezes him, causing him to collapse, eats a chicken wing, and does his signature victory dance]