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'''Lisa's Lifelong List of Things to Do''' is a list with things Lisa will do in her life in ''[[The Lisa Book]]''. | '''Lisa's Lifelong List of Things to Do''' is a list with things Lisa will do in her life in ''[[The Lisa Book]]''. | ||
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*Be unappreciated in my own country, but beloved in France. | *Be unappreciated in my own country, but beloved in France. | ||
*Ride my bike clear across the Great Wall of China. | *Ride my bike clear across the Great Wall of China. | ||
*Address a joint session of Congress. | *Address a joint session of Congress. | ||
| − | *Have my own really | + | *Have my own really cool, hip bachelorette apartment in Capital City. |
*Win an Academy Award for Best Screenplay Based on Actual, Breathtaking Events in My Own Incredibly Fascinating Real Life. | *Win an Academy Award for Best Screenplay Based on Actual, Breathtaking Events in My Own Incredibly Fascinating Real Life. | ||
*Teach my dad to walk upright. | *Teach my dad to walk upright. | ||
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*Find a cure for the uncommon cold. | *Find a cure for the uncommon cold. | ||
*Execute a pure glissando from second octave A upwards that causes people to weep at the sheer beauty of its sound. | *Execute a pure glissando from second octave A upwards that causes people to weep at the sheer beauty of its sound. | ||
| − | *Slip the surly bonds of | + | *Slip the surly bonds of Earth and touch the face of God. |
*Learn to ropes. | *Learn to ropes. | ||
*Get the hang of things. | *Get the hang of things. | ||
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*Learn how to program av VCR before they become obsolete. | *Learn how to program av VCR before they become obsolete. | ||
*Take up some really vile habit so that I might muster the true grit to give it up cold turkey. | *Take up some really vile habit so that I might muster the true grit to give it up cold turkey. | ||
| − | *Read every book in the Springfield | + | *Read every book in the Springfield Public Library. |
*Commit T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land" to memory. | *Commit T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land" to memory. | ||
*Figure out what makes Bart Bart. | *Figure out what makes Bart Bart. | ||
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*Open the first veterinarian clinic on Mars. | *Open the first veterinarian clinic on Mars. | ||
*Have several torrid love affairs and die young, or maybe live to a ripe and feisty old age. (I haven't decided.) | *Have several torrid love affairs and die young, or maybe live to a ripe and feisty old age. (I haven't decided.) | ||
| − | *Climb Mount | + | *Climb [[Mount Everest]], but slowly... slowly. |
*Master the fine art of causal conversation. | *Master the fine art of causal conversation. | ||
*Learn the intricate dance steps of the Polonaise. | *Learn the intricate dance steps of the Polonaise. | ||
*Save the whales. | *Save the whales. | ||
*Learn to dance the Hucklebuck. | *Learn to dance the Hucklebuck. | ||
| − | *Play a sax solo at the Playboy Jazz Festival while protesting the fact | + | *Play a sax solo at the Playboy Jazz Festival while protesting the fact that I'm there. |
[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:53, June 17, 2024
Lisa's Lifelong List of Things to Do is a list with things Lisa will do in her life in The Lisa Book.
List[edit]
- Be unappreciated in my own country, but beloved in France.
- Ride my bike clear across the Great Wall of China.
- Address a joint session of Congress.
- Have my own really cool, hip bachelorette apartment in Capital City.
- Win an Academy Award for Best Screenplay Based on Actual, Breathtaking Events in My Own Incredibly Fascinating Real Life.
- Teach my dad to walk upright.
- Perform the worlds' first Manx cat tail implant surgery.
- Invent a meatless hamburger that tastes as darn good as a Krusty Burger.
- Find a cure for the uncommon cold.
- Execute a pure glissando from second octave A upwards that causes people to weep at the sheer beauty of its sound.
- Slip the surly bonds of Earth and touch the face of God.
- Learn to ropes.
- Get the hang of things.
- See the big picture.
- Rap what i sow.
- Learn how to program av VCR before they become obsolete.
- Take up some really vile habit so that I might muster the true grit to give it up cold turkey.
- Read every book in the Springfield Public Library.
- Commit T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land" to memory.
- Figure out what makes Bart Bart.
- Visualize word peace.
- Open the first veterinarian clinic on Mars.
- Have several torrid love affairs and die young, or maybe live to a ripe and feisty old age. (I haven't decided.)
- Climb Mount Everest, but slowly... slowly.
- Master the fine art of causal conversation.
- Learn the intricate dance steps of the Polonaise.
- Save the whales.
- Learn to dance the Hucklebuck.
- Play a sax solo at the Playboy Jazz Festival while protesting the fact that I'm there.
