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| − | '''Artists (Reprise)''' is a depressing reprise of the song "[[Artists]]" performed by [[Kurt]] and [[Ethan]] (voiced by {{W|Flight of the Conchords}}) with brief solos by [[Krusty]] and [[Lisa]] in the episode "[[Elementary School Musical]]". The music is by [[Bret McKenzie]] and [[Jemaine Clement]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].
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| − | == Lyrics ==
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :''Lisa Simpson, what are you doing here?''
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| − | :'''Lisa''':
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| − | :''I came to share in the esteem that the world bestows on its artists.''
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :''Uh, yeah.''
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| − | :'''Lisa''':
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| − | :''Blblblbl, boy, it sure is cold in here.''
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :''No heat. It's, uh, part of our art. [a shotgun is heard outside] More art.''
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| − | :'''Kurt''':
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| − | :''Ethan, look what I stole from work!''
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :''Yes!''
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| − | :'''Lisa''':
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| − | :''Tomatoes? What kind of artists are you?''
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| − | :'''Kurt''':
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| − | :''Sandwich artists.''
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :''But we get to eat any sandwiches we drop on the floor.''
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| − | :'''Kurt''':
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| − | :''Unless we drop them on purpose.''
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :''They've got cameras on us at all times.''
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| − | :'''Lisa''':
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| − | :''Are you saying that arts camp was a lie?!''
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :''Well, not the swimming.''
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| − | :'''Kurt''':
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| − | :''Look, Lisa, I think it's time we sang you the truth.''
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| − | :'''Ethan and Kurt''':
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| − | :Artists are the least important people in the world,
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| − | :So, whatever you do, don't be an artist...girl.
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :Artists make a living dressin' up like a falafel.
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| − | :'''Kurt''':
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| − | :Artists shed a tear when they're called something awful.
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| − | :'''Sprooklynite''':
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| − | :''You ain't no falafel!''
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| − | :'''Krusty''':
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| − | :Artists sit in jail on a lifetime hitch.
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| − | :The only way out is become a prison snitch.
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| − | :''[other prisoners look at Krusty] Oh, why did I sing that out loud?''
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| − | :'''Lisa''':
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| − | :What I don't get is why all the lies?
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| − | :'''Ethan and Kurt''':
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| − | :We wanted you to think we were happening guys.
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| − | :''[they sniffle]''
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| − | :'''Ethan''':
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| − | :''Well, philosophically, we're happening in the sense that we exist.''
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| − | :'''Kurt''':
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| − | :''Not for long, if we don't drop more sandwiches.''
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