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| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks for driving us here, mom! I can't wait to read The Happy Little Elves XV: Curse of the | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks for driving us here, mom! I can't wait to read ''[[The Happy Little Elves XV: Curse of the Ogre Part Two]]''! |
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I just hope you don't have nightmares! Those Little Elf feet give me the jeepers! | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I just hope you don't have nightmares! Those Little Elf feet give me the jeepers! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I bet the curse is that they're going to make | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I bet the curse is that they're going to make you wait for he next book to find out what the curse is! |
{{qf|Homer}} The bookstore again? Aw, we were just here last year! | {{qf|Homer}} The bookstore again? Aw, we were just here last year! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} I'm glad you found a hobby you enjoy, especially one that | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm glad you found a hobby you enjoy, especially one that doesn't involve explosives. But it shouldn't take away from the other important things in your life! |
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} But it makes me happy! Coloring is my life now! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But it makes me happy! Coloring is my life now! | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} I know kids who got hooked on coloring! At first it was just a unicorn at lunch, or a butterfly during recess. Now they're knocking out whole books on the bus to school, and they don't feel a thing! Is | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I know kids who got hooked on coloring! At first it was just a unicorn at lunch, or a butterfly during recess. Now they're knocking out whole books on the bus to school, and they don't feel a thing! Is that how you want to end up?! |
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{{qf|Homer}} No beer fo me, Moe. I'm trying to color this winding brook. | {{qf|Homer}} No beer fo me, Moe. I'm trying to color this winding brook. | ||
{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Have some of my beer, Homer! | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Have some of my beer, Homer! | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Foxy]]}} I found him your | + | {{qf|[[Foxy]]}} I found him your highness! He was loitering one page over! |
| − | {{qf|[[Weasel King]]}} I should throw you into the dungeon, but you colored it so poorly that you'd escape in no time! The window bars are | + | {{qf|[[Weasel King]]}} I should throw you into the dungeon, but you colored it so poorly that you'd escape in no time! The window bars are barely filled in at all! |
{{qf|Homer}} I was running low on gray! | {{qf|Homer}} I was running low on gray! | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:16, August 19, 2023
- Lisa: Thanks for driving us here, mom! I can't wait to read The Happy Little Elves XV: Curse of the Ogre Part Two!
- Marge: I just hope you don't have nightmares! Those Little Elf feet give me the jeepers!
- Bart: I bet the curse is that they're going to make you wait for he next book to find out what the curse is!
- Homer: The bookstore again? Aw, we were just here last year!
- Marge: I'm glad you found a hobby you enjoy, especially one that doesn't involve explosives. But it shouldn't take away from the other important things in your life!
- Homer: But it makes me happy! Coloring is my life now!
- Lisa: I know kids who got hooked on coloring! At first it was just a unicorn at lunch, or a butterfly during recess. Now they're knocking out whole books on the bus to school, and they don't feel a thing! Is that how you want to end up?!
- Homer: No beer fo me, Moe. I'm trying to color this winding brook.
- Barney Gumble: Have some of my beer, Homer!
- Foxy: I found him your highness! He was loitering one page over!
- Weasel King: I should throw you into the dungeon, but you colored it so poorly that you'd escape in no time! The window bars are barely filled in at all!
- Homer: I was running low on gray!
- Homer: Wow! Everyone was right! I was so obsessed with coloring that it took over my dreams! I have to throw this book away and find new things to do! Maybe there's some new food in the fridge I could try to eat...
