Difference between revisions of "Off the Grid/Quotes"

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Mr. Burns: Look at all that electricity! Lights burning, heats firing! Isn't it beautiful?

Waylon Smithers: I'd go as far as to say it was romantic, sir.

Homer: This can't be right! How can they want this much? I won't pay it!

Marge: I don't think we can pay it.

Homer: We can always dip into Bart's college fund.

Homer and Marge: Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!

Bart: You know every time you make that joke, my self-esteem dies a little.

Marge: We have to something about these bills. We can cut our costs by become more energy consicious.

Homer: Cutting costs won't just help us, but it'll also stick it to the man!

Bart: I like the sound of that. What do we have to do?

Lisa: It's simple... we use less power. First thing to do is turn down the thermostat.

Homer: But then we'll be cold.

Lisa: Not if we add layers of clothing!

Homer: But sweaters don't compliment my figure.

Bart: [Mmphggh!]

Marge: Bart, shush!

Lisa: This says that for every one degree we lower the therostat that we'll save five perecent on our heating bill.

Homer: Five percent for every degreee? I say we turn it all the way off!

Edna Krabappel: Bart told me the other day that you've been living off the power grid for a week.

Marge: The longest week of my life!

Edna: I say "bravo!" you inspired me to do the same thing.

Marge: Inspired you?

Professor Frink: And me as well!

Marge:You don't say?

Professor Frink: Glaving! After I heard about your cause, I Started making with the solar panels and the wind turbines. [NG-HEY!]

Lisa: See, mom? I told you we were making a real difference! By shrinking our caron fottprint we're doing out part to save the plant.

Lisa: I think we should turn the power back on!

Homer: What?

Lisa: If we all promise to try to converse more, we'll help the planet. That'll be enough.