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Bart: The Rotting Brain!

Sherri/Terri: I heard that someone either wets their pants or toss their cookies at every screening.

Sherri/Terri: It's some kind of world record.

Martin Prince: I heard that, too! To prepare, I haven't eaten all day, and I'm wearing rubber underpants!

Nelson Muntz: Oh! Why Didn't I think of that?

Squeaky-voiced teen: PG-13 means parental guidance is needed for anyone under thirteen. No one under thirteen unless they're accompanied by an adult.

Bart: Parental guidance? Do you know who my parental guide is? Homer Simpson!

Squeaky-voiced teen: That guy? He's the reason we don't do refills on popcorn anymore.

Grampa: You like scary movies, huh?

Bart: I love 'em, but the movie theater won't let me in.

Grampa: Would you want to see a flick called, "Invasion of the Monkey Mummies"?

Bart: Sure!

Grampa: How about "The Smell That Doomed Hoboken"?

Bart: Sounds cool!

Grampa: "Slimy Revolt of the Fishmen"?

Bart: That's classic!

Grampa: You're in luck! I own all those movies.

Bart: Nelson, you're always sketching monsters, right?

Nelson: My shrink said I need to stop drawing uns so I moved on.

Bart: Imagine posters of your art plastered all over the school.

Nelson: That would rock.

Bart: How are you at drawing nightmarish beasts and graphic violence?

Nelson: I consider them my specialties.

Bart: Excellent!

Grampa: Looks like we got a full house.

Martin: Technically, it's a full yard.

Bart: Martin...

Nelson: Don't worry Bart. I'll take care of the nerd.