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Marge: I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.

Patty Bouvier: Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard.

Selma Bouvier: Or the laundry.

Patty: Or burned alive in his cell.

Selma: Or get ground glass put in his food.

Marge: Aw hoo hoo hoo!

Jimbo Jones: Hey Simpson!

Bart: Uh-oh.

Jimbo: Is it true your old man is in jail?

Bart: Um... yes?

Jimbo: So's my old man.

Kearney Zzyzwicz: My dad too.

Dolph Shapiro: My mom and my dad.

Bart: Oh.

Jimbo: Is he doin' hard time?

Bart: Life without parole. For terrorism.

Dolph: Man...

Bart: Nuclear terrorism!

Kearney: Awesome.

Homer: Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha!

Sideshow Bob: Homer Simpson?

Homer: You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV.

Sideshow Bob: You don't remember me?

Homer: I'd remember that hair, pal.

Sideshow Bob: I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction.

Homer: Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance.

Sideshow Bob: So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives?

Homer: Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have.

Frank Grimes, Jr.: You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past!

Homer: Who are you?

Frank Grimes, Jr.: I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prison for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer?

Homer: I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff?

Homer: Kids!

Bart & Lisa: Dad!

Homer: It's been so long!

Bart: Long anough to forget about your bowling bag?

Homer: My what?

Bart: Never mind.