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{{qf|Professor Frink}} You chose those clearley marked doors, with the promise of sadness and the loneliness and the glavin! Which make this well chosen location to test out the new product I've been marketing... a sure fire love potion I discovered, called Romancetrex-9. | {{qf|Professor Frink}} You chose those clearley marked doors, with the promise of sadness and the loneliness and the glavin! Which make this well chosen location to test out the new product I've been marketing... a sure fire love potion I discovered, called Romancetrex-9. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} No thanks. I've seen those blue pills on TV. What Marge needs is under-standing, and respect and stuff. | {{qf|Homer}} No thanks. I've seen those blue pills on TV. What Marge needs is under-standing, and respect and stuff. | ||
| − | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Exactly! Romancetrex-9 scientifically creates the feeling of understanding and respect by way of a pheromone induced phot-trance attracted to | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Exactly! Romancetrex-9 scientifically creates the feeling of understanding and respect by way of a pheromone induced phot-trance attracted to the... uh... first person one sees after receiving a... um... dose. And then starts with the trembling and the touching and the ...oh sweet glavin! |
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{{qf|[[Nick Aphrodite]]}} Please, enjoy your stay, as a consolation for stealing your wife, I will leave you extra mints. | {{qf|[[Nick Aphrodite]]}} Please, enjoy your stay, as a consolation for stealing your wife, I will leave you extra mints. | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Goodbye, Homie. | {{qf|Marge}} Goodbye, Homie. | ||
Revision as of 11:49, December 10, 2020
- Marge: You don't care what I do! Why should I care about your hammock?!?!
- Homer: Don't disrespect the hammock! Next, you'll get angry at the beers I drank and the horse i lost money on this morning!
- Lisa: Wow, they sound really angry... even for them.
- Bart: You think they might split up?
- Marge: I don't understand, you say we've won a contest or something?
- Bart: A weekend at a romantic hotek, with a hundred dollars spending money.
- Lisa: Some contest guy just dropped it off at the front dorr and left. Honestly.
- Grampa: Homer, come here! Whatever the marriage problem is, don't blow this, or you'll end up like me! Alone forever! You'll never get another woman... ever!
- Homer: Relax, dad. I've had this fith a zillion times. I know how to handle my wife...
- Professor Frink: Ahoy there, lovelorn hotel guest! Has the unraveling of your love life got your down!
- Homer: Professor Frink!
- Professor Frink: You chose those clearley marked doors, with the promise of sadness and the loneliness and the glavin! Which make this well chosen location to test out the new product I've been marketing... a sure fire love potion I discovered, called Romancetrex-9.
- Homer: No thanks. I've seen those blue pills on TV. What Marge needs is under-standing, and respect and stuff.
- Professor Frink: Exactly! Romancetrex-9 scientifically creates the feeling of understanding and respect by way of a pheromone induced phot-trance attracted to the... uh... first person one sees after receiving a... um... dose. And then starts with the trembling and the touching and the ...oh sweet glavin!
- Nick Aphrodite: Please, enjoy your stay, as a consolation for stealing your wife, I will leave you extra mints.
- Marge: Goodbye, Homie.
