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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' Our gest today is Cheif Wiggum. He's going to tell us all about being a Police officer. | :'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' Our gest today is Cheif Wiggum. He's going to tell us all about being a Police officer. | ||
Revision as of 18:27, March 13, 2020
- Ms. Hoover: Our gest today is Cheif Wiggum. He's going to tell us all about being a Police officer.
- Ralph Wiggum: That's my daddy. He brings home the bacon. [OINK]
- Clancy Wiggum: Police work is more than just high-speed chases and parking wherever you want. It can be deadly serious! Now, who wants to play murder victim so we can do some chalk drawing?
- Ralph Wiggum: Whee! I'm a triple homicide!
- Clancy Wiggum: Not so faast, perp! According to the polygraph, you're lying! You do love magical pony club!
- Class: Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Clancy Wiggum: Now who wants to see some crime scene photographs? They're super gruesome!
- Class: Aaaahh!!!
- Clancy Wiggum: Wha--?! Gosh! How did that get in there?
