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Revision as of 17:24, March 13, 2020
- Bart: You're going back to school?
- Marge: I've always wished I had a bit more education, so I signed up for some community college classes.
- Bart: Going back to school? But that's like going back to prison after you've done your time! Yo're taalking crazy talk!
- Marge: Kids, your dinner's ready, and I've put all of this week's lunches in the fridge and laid out your school clotehs for the rest of the month on your beds.
- Lisa: Wow. Mom, you sure get a lot done in a day now!
- Marge: I used what I learned in my economics class, but instead of budgeting moeny, I'm budgeting my time.
- Bart: Listen, I've been thinking. If you bond with Maggie, then it'll be three against two around here.
- Lisa: What are you talking about?
- Bart: Right now there's a balance of power. Homer and me vs. you and mom. But if you tip Maggie toward the dark side...
- Lisa: Beind a girl is the dark side?
- Bart: Girly leads to tea parties, tea pearties lead to bellet recitals, ballet recitals lead to cooties and cooties lead to suffering!
- Lisa: Fine! Feel free to bond with Maggie yourself!
- Lisa: Mom, you're trying too hard!
- Marge: No harder than those other Simpson women you admire so much!
- Lisa: Everything you did for us before... it might not have been efficient, buy you did it with love!
- Bart: Yeah, if we wanted everything perfect, we'd get a robot mom!
