Difference between revisions of "Poolin' Around/Quotes"

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Mayor Quimby: Simpson! I should have known you were behind this beluge of biblical proportiosn!

Homer: The who did the what now?

Mayor Quimby: I'd have you arrested, but Wiggum and his keystone kops are even more incompetent than you! So instead, I'm canceling the pool's budget for the rest of the stummer!

Homer: Huh?

Lisa: But, Mr. Mayor! You can't punish the whole town for the actions of one man!

Mayor Quimby: Prove I can't! That wave also destroyed the town charter!

Homer: Great idea, huh? The sand will give us that "beach" atmosphere! People love sand!

Lisa: Not just people, dad...!

Crazy Cat Lady: Yarrgh! Glooook!

Cats: Meow! Mrow!

Lisa: ...so do cats!

Lisa: What's the matter, mom? This isn't too bad.

Marge: Not yet, but when tou father says he has "and idea"... that's never good! And someone needs to keep the other children occupied.

Lisa: What do you think mom has in mind?

Bart:No idea. But unlike dad, at least she's got a mind!

Lisa: Dad? What are you doing?

Homer: Sorry, honey! Daddy wanted to show you his latest find! Get a load of my-tricked-out ride! No more letting my feet play me for a sucker!

Lisa: But that's an amphibian wheelchair! They're for people with monbility issues!

Homer: Than it's perfect! Have you seen how tight these lifeguard's trunks are? I can brely move!

Lisa: Well, okay.. but that "fox tail" better be fake!

Homer: Nothing about Homer Simpson is fake! Nothing!

Homer: Thanks, everybody... but it's time this pool got a real crew of lifeguards.

Marge: But, Homer, the budget...!

Homer: All taken care of, Marge! I called the maker of the amphibian wheelchair! He told me they'd be happy to fund the pool... ...as long as I don't tell the public I'm using his product! Mission accomplished!

Bart: Bwah-ha-ha! Da'ds a corporate embarrassment! Classic!