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| − | *'''May 30th''': Itchy & Scratchy are fighting and biting their way into The Simpsons: Tapped Out! Will Springfield survive the dysfunctional duo? Play and find out! | + | *'''July 11th''': Get ready to take your Springfield TO THE EXTREME! Poochie, the cartoon dog with an attitude, is coming soon to Tapped Out! |
| − | ::It’s glaze for days! Celebrate Homer’s favorite holiday – no, not you, Arbor Day – and get bonus Donuts with every purchase! Woo Hoo!
| + | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Poochie's Dog Dayz}} page! |
| − | :::Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield…
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| − | ::::Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes.
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| − | :::::Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.
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| − | ::Which name is more common? BORT or BART? Sure, we could just look at the census data, but this is more fun. VOTE today!
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| − | :::Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.
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| − | ::::FBI legend J. Edgar Hoover has come to town to investigate the “gay agenda.” Will he make arrests or put on a dress? Could be both!
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| − | :::::Get something special, extra special, in the Pride Mystery Box - whether it’s a unicorn, a Two-nicorn, or just a new hangout spot.
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| − | ::::::Get the Roger Meyers Story today and honor a man who conned his way to the top. Remember: “Good artists borrow, great artists steal.” – Roger Meyers Sr.
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| − | ::Drop and give me 50 chuckles and 100 guffaws. Corporal Punishment is back in town and on a mission to make you laugh! Get this commando clown today!
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| − | :::Tina Ballerina pirouettes her way into Springfield and jetés all over Krusty’s heart! Get her today and find out what she pliés on.
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| − | ::::Happy 4th of July! Celebrate America the American way with a patriotic Mystery Box filled with anything from Ex-Presidents to chain stores!
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| − | :::::From actor to President of the United States, guess who finally found the trail of jellybeans leading to Springfield? Welcome Ronald Reagan!
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} page! | |
