Difference between revisions of "Career Day (Chief Wiggum's Felonious Funnies 1)/Quotes"
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Police work is more than just high-speed chases and parking wherever you want. It can be deadly serious! Now, who wants to play murder victim so we can do some chalk drawing? | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Police work is more than just high-speed chases and parking wherever you want. It can be deadly serious! Now, who wants to play murder victim so we can do some chalk drawing? | ||
:'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]:''' Whee! I'm a triple homicide! | :'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]:''' Whee! I'm a triple homicide! | ||
| − | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Not so faast, perp! According to the polygraph, you're lying! | + | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Not so faast, perp! According to the polygraph, you're lying! You do love magical pony club! |
:'''Class:''' Ha! Ha! Ha! | :'''Class:''' Ha! Ha! Ha! | ||
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Now who wants to see some crime scene photographs? They're super gruesome! | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Now who wants to see some crime scene photographs? They're super gruesome! | ||
:'''Class:''' Aaaahh!!! | :'''Class:''' Aaaahh!!! | ||
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Wha--?! Gosh! How did that get in there? | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Wha--?! Gosh! How did that get in there? | ||
Revision as of 16:28, May 22, 2018
- Ms. Hoover: Our gest today is Cheif Wiggum. He's going to tell us all about being a Police officer.
- Ralph Wiggum: That's my daddy. He brings home the bacon. [OINK]
- Clancy Wiggum: Police work is more than just high-speed chases and parking wherever you want. It can be deadly serious! Now, who wants to play murder victim so we can do some chalk drawing?
- Ralph Wiggum: Whee! I'm a triple homicide!
- Clancy Wiggum: Not so faast, perp! According to the polygraph, you're lying! You do love magical pony club!
- Class: Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Clancy Wiggum: Now who wants to see some crime scene photographs? They're super gruesome!
- Class: Aaaahh!!!
- Clancy Wiggum: Wha--?! Gosh! How did that get in there?
