Difference between revisions of "Southern Fried Simpsons/Quotes"
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:'''{{ap|Buddy|Southern Fried Simpsons}}:''' So glad, y'all made yourself at home, but I'm ashamed we didn't get the chance to clean before our vacation. | :'''{{ap|Buddy|Southern Fried Simpsons}}:''' So glad, y'all made yourself at home, but I'm ashamed we didn't get the chance to clean before our vacation. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''{{ap|Betty|Southern Fried Simpsons}}:'''Can I fix you some vittles? |
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Food? | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Food? | ||
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Thank you, but we don't want to impose. Do you know if there's a gas station nearby? | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Thank you, but we don't want to impose. Do you know if there's a gas station nearby? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''{{ap|Betty|Southern Fried Simpsons}}:''' Sure it's just a mile down that road! Y'all come back real soon, y'hear? |
Revision as of 15:40, July 27, 2017
- Marge: Homer, when was the last time you got gas?
- Homer: Between "Hotel California" and "Heartbreak Hotel." Why? Empty?! D'oh!
- Marge: There's a house. Let's pull over and ask directions.
- Marge: I'm glad I'm prepared for emergencies.
- Bart: Dibs on the flashlight!
- Lisa: Good thinking, mom!
- Lisa: M-maybe there are some blankets in here. [GASP] Boy, the artist sure captured the eyes. They're so realistic! Eek! They moved!
- Lisa: I saw a painting with moving eyes!
- Homer: There wasn't any food... ...and I saw a monster! Look there is it! [GASP!]
- Bart: I vont yo suck your bloo--
- Homer: Why, you little...
- Bart: [ACK!]
- Lisa: Dad... look!
- Homer: What the what?!
- Buddy: I'm Buddy, and this here's Betty.
- Betty: Y'all get caught out in the storm?
- Buddy: So glad, y'all made yourself at home, but I'm ashamed we didn't get the chance to clean before our vacation.
- Betty:Can I fix you some vittles?
- Marge: Food?
- Marge: Thank you, but we don't want to impose. Do you know if there's a gas station nearby?
- Betty: Sure it's just a mile down that road! Y'all come back real soon, y'hear?
