Southern Fried Simpsons/Quotes

Quotes

Marge: Homer, when was the last time you got gas?

Homer: Between "Hotel California" and "Heartbreak Hotel." Why? Empty?! D'oh!

Marge: There's a house. Let's pull over and ask directions.

Marge: I'm glad I'm prepared for emergencies.

Bart: Dibs on the flashlight!

Lisa: Good thinking, mom!

Lisa: M-maybe there are some blankets in here. [GASP] Boy, the artist sure captured the eyes. They're so realistic! Eek! They moved!

Lisa: I saw a painting with moving eyes!

Homer: There wasn't any food... ...and I saw a monster! Look there is it! [GASP!]

Bart: I vont yo suck your bloo--

Homer: Why, you little...

Bart: [ACK!]

Lisa: Dad... look!

Homer: What the what?!

Buddy: I'm Buddy, and this here's Betty.

Betty: Y'all get caught out in the storm?

Buddy: So glad, y'all made yourself at home, but I'm ashamed we didn't get the chance to clean before our vacation.

Betty: Can I fix you some vittles?

Marge: Food?

Marge: Thank you, but we don't want to impose. Do you know if there's a gas station nearby?

Betty: Sure it's just a mile down that road! Y'all come back real soon, y'hear?