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Sadgasm is a GRUNGE band, formed by Homer Simpson.

How The Group Formed & Broke Up

After Homer sees Professor August and Marge together, Homer reforms his R&B group only with a different type of music: Guitar Rock Utilizing Nihilist Grunge Energy or GRUNGE. His band is then named Sadgasm. Marge heard Homer sing Politically Incorrect and didn't like the song at all, so she breaks up with Homer to be with Prof. August.

But when Professor August started to have disagreements with Marge, Marge left him too. She then heard the song Margerine on a music video program and she realized how much he loved her, but the program was interrupted by a news bulletin revealing that the group had broken up and that Homer was on drugs.

Arriving at Homer's house, she saw a syringe and flushed it down the toilet, but it turned out that it wasn't drugs. It was insulin for Homer's Diabetes. The two were back together again soon after and Homer was too happy to grunge again.

Lyrics

Politically Incorrect (Parody of Nirvana’s Heart Shaped Box and Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle)

Pain is brown
Hate is white
Love is black
Stab the night
Kingdom of numb
Closet of hurt
Feelings are dumb                      
Kisses are dirt

Shave Me (Parody of Nirvana's Rape Me)

Razorblade of apathy
Shave me with your irony
Shave me! Shave me!

Brain Freeze ("Weird Al" Yankovic Parody of Shave Me)

Raisin bread with applesauce
Tony Danza, he's the boss
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!

Margerine (Parody Of Bush's Glycerine)

Spread yellow gunk on my pancake heart,
Country churned girl in my grocery cart.
I paid for her dreams, she taught me to cry,
Like watery knives, like rain from my eyes.
I can't believe you're not mine,
I can't believe you're not mine.
Margerine. Margerine. Margerine.
Margerine! Margerine!