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Difference between revisions of "The Case of the Sax Solo Saboteur/Quotes"

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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Huh? Wha--?! What's in my hair? And in my saxophone? Shampoo?! Bart!!! How could you, Bart?
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': How could I what?
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' You said being cruel was a big brohter's job.
 
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Marge: Homie, how could you eat a whole pie? We were going to have that one after Lisa's big concert tomorrow night!!
Homer: But I didn't do it. I'm more upset than any-one that the pie is gone. Maybe the dog ate it!
Bart: No dice, fat man. Santa's Little Helper whould've licked the pan clean.
Homer: And I wouldn't have?

Lisa: Huh? Wha--?! What's in my hair? And in my saxophone? Shampoo?! Bart!!! How could you, Bart?
Lisa: How could I what?
Bart: You said being cruel was a big brohter's job.
Marge: Oh, Bart. Next think I know you'll be like your father and blame it on the dog!
Bart: But I didnd't do anything.
Homer: I didn't either!

Marge: There your saxophone's all dry now.
Lisa: Thanks, mom. I still need to practice some more before bedtime.
Marge: Lisa, aren't you practicing a little too much? Maybe if you just releax.
Lisa: No, mom! Dont't you understand? There will be a lot of paretns videotaping the concert, and if I scrw up, It will be on tape forever!

Lisa: oh no! It's me! I'm the prankster! But how?
Marge: Lisa, all the pressure you've been putting on yourself to get your solo right must have caused you to start sleepwalking!

Homer: [Sniff!] [Sniff!]
Marge: I know how you feel, Homie. Our little girl is amazing.
Audience: Clap! Calap! Clap!
Homer: I'm not crying about Lisa's solo, Marge. I just realized that you and Lisa were so busy soloving the mystery that you forgot to bake another celebration pie!



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