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:''Marge:''' What are you kids doing now? | :''Marge:''' What are you kids doing now? | ||
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' We're having a ... ''[burp noise]'' contest, Mom. |
:''Marge:''' What? | :''Marge:''' What? | ||
| − | :''Lisa'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' We're having a burp contest, Mom. |
:''Marge:''' Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves) | :''Marge:''' Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves) | ||
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' I love Mom... |
| − | :''Lisa'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' But ... |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' The show must go on. |
:''Marge:''' Bart! | :''Marge:''' Bart! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[his mouth shut]'' What? |
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :'''Marge:''' What did I say about burping? |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[shrugs, his mouth shut]'' I dunno. |
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :'''Marge:''' I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean? |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[his mouth shut]'' No burping. |
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :'''Marge:''' That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me. |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Watch this. The burp champion of the world. ''[burps again]'' |
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :'''Marge:''' Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again? |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Maybe. |
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :'''Marge:''' What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill? |
| − | :''Lisa'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' It's fun. |
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :'''Marge:''' It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room* |
| − | :''Lisa'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' That's what I said. It's fun. |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' I'm still the burp champion of the world. |
| − | :''Maggie'' | + | :'''Maggie:''' *makes a higher pitched burp* |
| − | :''Lisa'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Bart, meet the new champ. |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Watch this! ''[burps twice]'' |
| − | :''Lisa'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Oh yeah? ''[burps thrice]'' |
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :'''Marge:''' How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household. |
| − | :''Homer'' | + | :'''Homer:''' How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily* |
| − | :''Homer'' | + | :'''Homer:''' Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh. |
| − | :''Lisa'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Thanks, Dad. |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Good one, Dad. |
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- Marge:' What are you kids doing now?
- Lisa: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.
- Marge:' What?
- Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.
- Marge:' Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)
- Lisa: I love Mom...
- Lisa: But ...
- Lisa: The show must go on.
- Marge:' Bart!
- Lisa: [his mouth shut] What?
- Marge: What did I say about burping?
- Lisa: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.
- Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
- Lisa: [his mouth shut] No burping.
- Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.
- Lisa: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. [burps again]
- Marge: Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?
- Lisa: Maybe.
- Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?
- Lisa: It's fun.
- Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room*
- Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.
- Lisa: I'm still the burp champion of the world.
- Maggie: *makes a higher pitched burp*
- Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.
- Lisa: Watch this! [burps twice]
- Lisa: Oh yeah? [burps thrice]
- Marge: How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
- Homer: How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily*
- Homer: Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.
- Lisa: Thanks, Dad.
- Lisa: Good one, Dad.
| Shorts Season 1 Quotes | ||
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| Good Night • Watching Television • Bart Jumps • Babysitting Maggie • The Pacifier • Burp Contest • Eating Dinner |
