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| − | :''Marge'' | + | :''Marge:''' What are you kids doing now? |
| − | :''Bart'': We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom. | + | :''Bart'': We're having a ... ''[burp noise]'' contest, Mom. |
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :''Marge:''' What? |
:''Lisa'': We're having a burp contest, Mom. | :''Lisa'': We're having a burp contest, Mom. | ||
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :''Marge:''' Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves) |
:''Bart'': I love Mom... | :''Bart'': I love Mom... | ||
:''Lisa'': But ... | :''Lisa'': But ... | ||
:''Bart'': The show must go on. | :''Bart'': The show must go on. | ||
| − | :''Marge'' | + | :''Marge:''' Bart! |
| − | :''Bart'': [his mouth shut] What? | + | :''Bart'': ''[his mouth shut]'' What? |
:''Marge'': What did I say about burping? | :''Marge'': What did I say about burping? | ||
| − | :''Bart'': [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno. | + | :''Bart'': ''[shrugs, his mouth shut]'' I dunno. |
:''Marge'': I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean? | :''Marge'': I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean? | ||
| − | :''Bart'': [his mouth shut] No burping. | + | :''Bart'': ''[his mouth shut]'' No burping. |
:''Marge'': That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me. | :''Marge'': That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me. | ||
| − | :''Bart'': Watch this. The burp champion of the world. | + | :''Bart'': Watch this. The burp champion of the world. ''[burps again]'' |
:''Marge'': Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again? | :''Marge'': Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again? | ||
:''Bart'': Maybe. | :''Bart'': Maybe. | ||
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:''Maggie'': *makes a higher pitched burp* | :''Maggie'': *makes a higher pitched burp* | ||
:''Lisa'': Bart, meet the new champ. | :''Lisa'': Bart, meet the new champ. | ||
| − | :''Bart'': Watch this! | + | :''Bart'': Watch this! ''[burps twice]'' |
| − | :''Lisa'': Oh yeah? | + | :''Lisa'': Oh yeah? ''[burps thrice]'' |
:''Marge'': How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household. | :''Marge'': How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household. | ||
:''Homer'': How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily* | :''Homer'': How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily* | ||
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:''Lisa'': Thanks, Dad. | :''Lisa'': Thanks, Dad. | ||
:''Bart'': Good one, Dad. | :''Bart'': Good one, Dad. | ||
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- Marge:' What are you kids doing now?
- Bart: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.
- Marge:' What?
- Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.
- Marge:' Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)
- Bart: I love Mom...
- Lisa: But ...
- Bart: The show must go on.
- Marge:' Bart!
- Bart: [his mouth shut] What?
- Marge: What did I say about burping?
- Bart: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.
- Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
- Bart: [his mouth shut] No burping.
- Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.
- Bart: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. [burps again]
- Marge: Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?
- Bart: Maybe.
- Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?
- Lisa: It's fun.
- Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room*
- Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.
- Bart: I'm still the burp champion of the world.
- Maggie: *makes a higher pitched burp*
- Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.
- Bart: Watch this! [burps twice]
- Lisa: Oh yeah? [burps thrice]
- Marge: How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
- Homer: How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily*
- Homer: Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.
- Lisa: Thanks, Dad.
- Bart: Good one, Dad.
| Shorts Season 1 Quotes | ||
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| Good Night • Watching Television • Bart Jumps • Babysitting Maggie • The Pacifier • Burp Contest • Eating Dinner |
