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| − | name=Bartholomew (Bart) Jo-Jo Simpson| | + | name=James Jameson Farleyborough| |
| | gender=Male| | | gender=Male| |
| − | hair=Spiky blond hair| | + | hair=very short black hair| |
| − | age=10| | + | age=14| |
| | job=None| | | job=None| |
| − | relatives=Father [[Homer Simpson|Homer]], mother [[Marge Simpson|Marge]], sisters [[Lisa Simpson| Lisa]], [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]] and grandfather [[Abraham Simpson|Abe]].| | + | relatives=Father [[Homer Simpson|Slade]], mother [[Marge SimpsonIvonne]], brother [[Barney Gumble|Fred]]]].| |
| − | appearance=The Tracey Ullman Show, Simpsons short 'Good Night'| | + | appearance=I Am A Kickass| |
| − | voiced by= Nancy Cartwright | + | voiced by= [[Zorgin Hmorgin]] |
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| | ==Info== | | ==Info== |
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| − | '''Bart Simpson''' (Birthday: April 1) is misunderstood, because people think he's an underachiever, when he's really quite smart. He has a lot of decent qualities. He looks out for his sister, Lisa; he's befriended outcasts and misfits like [[Milhouse Van Houten]] and [[Ralph Wiggum]]; he's injected romance into the life of his teacher, [[Edna Krabappel]]; and he brought down an illegal French winery during his brief student exchange trip abroad. Bart definitely isn't a normal 10 year old, because he's lived out a lot of his dreams and ambitions. He has starred in his own short-lived TV series (with his idol, [[Krusty the Clown]]), spotted and named a deadly comet that nearly destroyed his town (by luck!), and almost got the role of Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man movie. He couldn't have done any of those things without the help and support of his best friend, Santa's Little Helper. When Milhouse temporarily moved away, he turned best friends with Lisa. Possibly his Biggest Mistake is selling his soul for $5 to Milhouse leading to disastrous consequences. He's Frequently beaten up by bullies [[Jimbo]], [[Dolph]], [[Kearney]] and Nelson. Often strangled by Homer. Was once pinned to the floor by Lisa so she could prove she's stronger than Bart. He Secretly owns a Stamp collection. He also discoveried [[Blinky]] the three-eyed fish. And his Role Models are [[Radioactive Man]] and Homer. | + | '''Jim''' (Birthday: [[April 2005|April 1, 2005]]) is the brother of Fred. |
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| | [[Image:Bart anatomy.gif|right|200px|]] | | [[Image:Bart anatomy.gif|right|200px|]] |
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| | ===Best Friends=== | | ===Best Friends=== |
| − | *[[Santa's Little Helper]] | + | *[[Pamela Wentworth]] |
| − | *[[Milhouse Van Houten]] | + | *[[Milhouse Van Houten|Erwin McCobb]] |
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| | ===Pets=== | | ===Pets=== |
| − | *[[Santas Little Helper]] | + | *[[Dumb Dawg]] |
| − | *[[Snowball]] | + | *[[Satan the White Bear]] |
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| | ===Worst Enemies=== | | ===Worst Enemies=== |
| − | *[[Sideshow Bob]] (Robert Underdunk Terwilliger) | + | *[[Gary Buzzcut]] |
| − | *[[Sideshow Cecil]] | + | *[[Karl Thornebutt]] |
| − | *[[Dr Demento]] | + | *[[Satan the White Bear]] |
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| | ===Past Loves=== | | ===Past Loves=== |
| − | *[[Laura Powers]] teenage neighbor [[Rainier Wolfcastle]]'s daughter | + | *[[Jenny Greensborough]] [[Red Greensborough|Red]]'s voluptuous daughter |
| − | *[[Greta Wolfcastle]] [[Rainier Wolfcastle]]'s daughter | + | *[[Billie Greensborough]] [[Red]]'s voluptuous daughter |
| − | *[[Jessica Lovejoy]] [[Rev Lovejoy]]'s daughter | + | *[[Pamela Wentworth]] Jim's good friend |
| − | *[[Rena]] a girl he met in juvenile detention | + | *[[Rita Chuqulak]] a girl he met on a reservation |
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| | ===Future Plans=== | | ===Future Plans=== |
| − | *Supreme Court Justice | + | *basketball player. |
| − | *Wrecking Ball Operator | + | *writer of pornographic poems. |
| − | *Rocker in a bad Jimmy Buffet-style band | + | *NASCAR Dad. |
| − | *Cop. | + | *Ruler of [[Hell]]. |
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| | ==Near Death Experiences== | | ==Near Death Experiences== |
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| − | *Swam with sharks. | + | *Angered Satan the Bear. |
| − | *While skating, he was hit by Mr. Burns' speeding limo.
| + | *Smelled Gary Buzzcut's fart. |
| − | *Almost murdered by Sideshow Bob (twice), and Bob is still vying for revenge.
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| − | *Almost run over by Snake in his car | |
| − | *Ate a jagged metal Krusty "O".
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| − | *Thrown over a cliff by Sideshow Cecil.
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| − | [[Image:Bart-simpson-bartman.gif|left|200px|thumb|Bartman]]
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| − | '''Secret Identities''': '''''El Barto''''', his tag he leaves over every wall in Springfield. [[Chief Wiggum]] has still failed to catch him. '''''Bartman''''', a super hero, known as the Avenger of Evil, and '''''Rudiger'''''.
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| − | '''Favorite Phrases''': "Eat my shorts!", "Get bent!" and "Aye carumba!"
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| − | '''Allergie'''s: Butterscotch; Imitation butterscotch, glow-in-the-dark monster make up.
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| − | '''Favorite comic book''': Radioactive Man & Fallout Boy.Accept no imitations!
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| − | ==Other Achievements==
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| − | Helped Principal Skinner & Mrs. Krabappel get together and later get engaged.
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| − | Was branded a child genius after cheating on a test.
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| − | Saved Krusty's show numerous times, once from the evil Sideshow Bob (see below)
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| − | Helped clear Krusty's name in a [[Kwik-E-Mart]] robbery framing.
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| − | Organized Krusty's Komeback Special.
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| − | Has foiled Sideshow Bob repeatedly.
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| − | With Lisa, managed to chase Homer and Marge around America.
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| − | Led a war, with the kids of [[Springfield]] against neighborhood bully [[Nelson Muntz]].
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| − | Led another war with a group of friends against the kids in neighboring city [[Shelbyville]].
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| − | Got held back a grade and ended up in the same class as Lisa- who got promoted a grade.
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| − | Stared in commercials when he was a baby (Known as Baby Stinkbreath)
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| − | Once accidentally shot a bird, and vowed to look after its eggs, only to discover they were lizard eggs.
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| − | Enjoyed brief, but injurious career as a daredevil.
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| − | Deadlocked with [[Todd Flanders]] in a miniature golf tournament, but ended up scoring a tie.
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| − | Saved [[Mr. Burns]]' life by donating his rare double 0-Negative blood.
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| − | Led a rebellion at [[Kamp Krusty]] against a group of thugs who took it over.
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| − | Won an elephant in a radio contest.
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| − | Saved Ranier Wolfcastle (McBain)'s daughter, Greta Wolfcastle, from bullies.
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| − | Ran the Comic Book Store with Milhouse when the Comic Book Guy was sent to hospital.
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| − | Helped raid [[Fat Tony]]'s illegal fireworks supply.
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| − | Once became a faith healer.
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| − | Tried to help cowboy [[Buck McCoy]] become sober.
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| − | Once admitted he thought sister Lisa was good looking.
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| − | Attempted a grease haul with Homer.
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| − | Took over the school when the kids were locked inside the school in a huge blizzard.
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| − | Moment of fame #1: Once was a TV star as the "I Didn't Do It Boy" after destroying Krusty's stage set.
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| − | Moment of fame #2: Became a short lived celebrity after saying "I do what I feel like", good advice for Springfield citizens.
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| − | Moment of fame #3: Once hosted a popular kid's TV show "Bart's People".
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| − | Moment of fame #4: Starred in a boy band.
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| − | Tried to build a robot to use in "Robot Rumble" (a "Battlebots" and "Robot wars" style contest) with dad Homer.
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| − | Caused an outbreak of bullfrogs in Australia.
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| − | Accidentally destroyed the Simpsons' Christmas presents and got everyone in Springfield to believe someone took them.
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| − | [[Image:Bart & Homer 4.gif|right|thumb|200px|Bart hanging out with Homer]]
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| − | ==Did you Know==
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| − | He Once broke his leg trying to jump into a pool,
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| − | His Native American name is "Dances in Underwear",
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| − | He once went seven months without bathing,
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| − | His locker combination is 36-24-36,
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| − | He claims to have based his whole life on the teachings of Krusty the Clown,
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| − | He has a natural aptitude for ballet,
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| − | He can write legibly on his own butt,
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| − | his first words were "Aye Carumba!",
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| − | He once synthesized a laxative from peas and carrots,
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| − | He taught a hamster to fly a miniature airplane,
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| − | He can play "Jingle Bells" with his armpit,
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| − | He once tried to breed a hamster and a lizard,
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| − | He once trashed Flanders' house and Beatles memorabelia,
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| − | He once got ordered to be tethered to Homer because of driving a police car
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| − | ==Links==
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| − | [http://www.thesimpsons.com/index.html The Simpsons.com]
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| − | [[Category: Characters]]
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