Difference between revisions of "Honey Roasted Peanuts"

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"Honey Roasted Peanuts" is a song sung by Homer and Marge that appears in the episode "Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood". It's the twentieth track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

Lyrics

Homer:

Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites. Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, excited pressed peanut sweepings. Mmm....

Marge:

Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.

Homer:

Steak?

Marge:

Our money's too tight for steak.

Homer:

Steak?

Marge:

Huh... sure, steak.

Homer:

Aaah, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers... uh oh... something's wrong... ow, pointy... ewww, slimy... uh oh, moving! Ah ah! Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.

Homer's brain:

20 dollars can buy many peanuts.

Homer:

Explain how.

Homer's brain:

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer:

Woo-hoo! Heheh... waaaah! Ugh...