Difference between revisions of "Maximum Homerdrive/Quotes"
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:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Well son, I guess it's time to go home." | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Well son, I guess it's time to go home." | ||
− | :'''Bart''': "Any thoughts on how we're going to get there?" | + | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': "Any thoughts on how we're going to get there?" |
:'''Homer''': "No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide." | :'''Homer''': "No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide." | ||
:''(nearby an engineer argues with a man in a military uniform)'' | :''(nearby an engineer argues with a man in a military uniform)'' |
Revision as of 20:33, September 19, 2010
- Homer: "Well son, I guess it's time to go home."
- Bart: "Any thoughts on how we're going to get there?"
- Homer: "No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide."
- (nearby an engineer argues with a man in a military uniform)
- Engineer: "Are you crazy? I'm not driving a trainload of napalm to Springfield." (throws his cap on the ground and walks off)
- Homer: "Thank you."
- Homer: "Look, son. It's one of Nature's most beautiful sights… the convoy."
- '(one of the Trucks hits Homer's trailer)
- Bart: "He hit us!"
- Homer: "Oh, I should have known. They're hazing us, to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity. (the truck is hit again) Thank you sir, may I have another?"
- Bart: "Dad, they're trying to kill us."
- Homer: "Oh, why do all my trips end like this?"
- Trucker: "All right, pal, here's the deal. You stumbled on a secret that only truck drivers are supposed to know…" (Homer giggles) "… Hey, pay attention and stop looking at that squirrel."
- Trucker 2: "We get forty bucks an hour to drive these rigs. You think anybody'd hire us if they knew we weren't driving the trucks?"
- Homer: "Wow, you guys are even lazier than me. Well, don't worry, I'll keep your secret."
- Homer: "Uh, yeah. I need something that will keep me awake, alert, and reckless all night long."
- Clerk: "Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these." (shows him a bottle of pills)
- Homer: "Sold!"
- (Swallows the pills straight away)
- Clerk: "Hey, you can't take that many pep pills at once."
- Homer: "No problem, I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills."