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| − | :'''Homer''': Well son, I guess it's time to go home. | + | :'''Homer''': "Well son, I guess it's time to go home." |
| − | :'''Bart''': Any thoughts on how we're going to get there? | + | :'''Bart''': "Any thoughts on how we're going to get there?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide. | + | :'''Homer''': "No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide." |
| − | (nearby an engineer argues with a man in a military uniform) | + | :''(nearby an engineer argues with a man in a military uniform)'' |
| − | :'''Engineer''': Are you crazy? I'm not driving a trainload of napalm to Springfield. (throws his cap on the ground and walks off) | + | :'''Engineer''': "Are you crazy? I'm not driving a trainload of napalm to Springfield." ''(throws his cap on the ground and walks off)'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Thank you. | + | :'''Homer''': "Thank you." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Look, son. It's one of Nature's most beautiful sights… the convoy. | + | :'''Homer''': "Look, son. It's one of Nature's most beautiful sights… the convoy." |
| − | (one of the Trucks hits Homer's trailer) | + | :'(one of the Trucks hits Homer's trailer)'' |
| − | :'''Bart''': He hit us! | + | :'''Bart''': "He hit us!" |
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh, I should have known. They're hazing us, to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity. (the truck is hit again) Thank you sir, may I have another? | + | :'''Homer''': "Oh, I should have known. They're hazing us, to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity. ''(the truck is hit again)'' Thank you sir, may I have another?" |
| − | :'''Bart''': Dad, they're trying to kill us. | + | :'''Bart''': "Dad, they're trying to kill us." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh, why do all my trips end like this? | + | :'''Homer''': "Oh, why do all my trips end like this?" |
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| − | :'''Trucker''': All right, pal, here's the deal. You stumbled on a secret that only truck drivers are supposed to know… (Homer giggles) … Hey, pay attention and stop looking at that squirrel. | + | :'''Trucker''': "All right, pal, here's the deal. You stumbled on a secret that only truck drivers are supposed to know…" ''(Homer giggles)'' "… Hey, pay attention and stop looking at that squirrel." |
| − | :'''Trucker 2''': We get forty bucks an hour to drive these rigs. You think anybody'd hire us if they knew we weren't driving the trucks? | + | :'''Trucker 2''': "We get forty bucks an hour to drive these rigs. You think anybody'd hire us if they knew we weren't driving the trucks?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': Wow, you guys are even lazier than me. Well, don't worry, I'll keep your secret. | + | :'''Homer''': "Wow, you guys are even lazier than me. Well, don't worry, I'll keep your secret." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Uh, yeah. I need something that will keep me awake, alert, and reckless all night long. | + | :'''Homer''': "Uh, yeah. I need something that will keep me awake, alert, and reckless all night long." |
| − | :'''Clerk''': Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these. (shows him a bottle of pills) | + | :'''Clerk''': "Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these." ''(shows him a bottle of pills)'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Sold! | + | :'''Homer''': "Sold!" |
| − | (Swallows the pills straight away) | + | :''(Swallows the pills straight away)'' |
| − | :'''Clerk''': Hey, you can't take that many pep pills at once. | + | :'''Clerk''': "Hey, you can't take that many pep pills at once." |
| − | :'''Homer''': No problem, I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills. | + | :'''Homer''': "No problem, I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills." |
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Revision as of 08:15, August 20, 2010
- Homer: "Well son, I guess it's time to go home."
- Bart: "Any thoughts on how we're going to get there?"
- Homer: "No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide."
- (nearby an engineer argues with a man in a military uniform)
- Engineer: "Are you crazy? I'm not driving a trainload of napalm to Springfield." (throws his cap on the ground and walks off)
- Homer: "Thank you."
- Homer: "Look, son. It's one of Nature's most beautiful sights… the convoy."
- '(one of the Trucks hits Homer's trailer)
- Bart: "He hit us!"
- Homer: "Oh, I should have known. They're hazing us, to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity. (the truck is hit again) Thank you sir, may I have another?"
- Bart: "Dad, they're trying to kill us."
- Homer: "Oh, why do all my trips end like this?"
- Trucker: "All right, pal, here's the deal. You stumbled on a secret that only truck drivers are supposed to know…" (Homer giggles) "… Hey, pay attention and stop looking at that squirrel."
- Trucker 2: "We get forty bucks an hour to drive these rigs. You think anybody'd hire us if they knew we weren't driving the trucks?"
- Homer: "Wow, you guys are even lazier than me. Well, don't worry, I'll keep your secret."
- Homer: "Uh, yeah. I need something that will keep me awake, alert, and reckless all night long."
- Clerk: "Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these." (shows him a bottle of pills)
- Homer: "Sold!"
- (Swallows the pills straight away)
- Clerk: "Hey, you can't take that many pep pills at once."
- Homer: "No problem, I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills."
