Difference between revisions of "Life on the Fast Lane/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Bart''': Told ya she likes mine better. | + | :''[Bart and Lisa argue about which birthday present Marge likes better.]'' |
| − | :'''Lisa''': Oh, brother! | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Told ya she likes mine better. |
| − | :'''Homer''': Hold on. Hold on, now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh, brother! |
| − | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Hold on. Hold on, now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet. | |
| − | :'''Waiters''': | + | :''[Homer signals the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Marge.]'' |
| − | Happy birthday to you | + | :'''[[Sirloin Staff|Waiters]]''': ''[Singing in unison.]'' |
| − | Happy birthday to you | + | :Happy birthday to you |
| − | Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson | + | :Happy birthday to you |
| − | Happy birthday to you | + | :Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson |
| − | + | :Happy birthday to you | |
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off. Beauty, isn't she? | + | :''[Homer hands Marge her present across the table and a bowling ball falls out of the bottom and onto the birthday cake.]'' |
| + | :'''Homer''': Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off. Beauty, isn't she? | ||
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| − | + | :''[Marge bowls a strike with Jacques' instruction.]'' | |
| − | :'''Marge''': You're a very good teacher. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': You're a very good teacher. |
| − | :'''Jacques''': Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,-- | + | :'''[[Jacques]]''': Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,-- |
:'''Marge''': Hmmm. | :'''Marge''': Hmmm. | ||
:'''Jacques''': --which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split. Do you, Marge? | :'''Jacques''': --which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split. Do you, Marge? | ||
Revision as of 20:11, June 17, 2010
- [Bart and Lisa argue about which birthday present Marge likes better.]
- Bart: Told ya she likes mine better.
- Lisa: Oh, brother!
- Homer: Hold on. Hold on, now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet.
- [Homer signals the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Marge.]
- Waiters: [Singing in unison.]
- Happy birthday to you
- Happy birthday to you
- Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson
- Happy birthday to you
- [Homer hands Marge her present across the table and a bowling ball falls out of the bottom and onto the birthday cake.]
- Homer: Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off. Beauty, isn't she?
- [Marge bowls a strike with Jacques' instruction.]
- Marge: You're a very good teacher.
- Jacques: Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,--
- Marge: Hmmm.
- Jacques: --which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split. Do you, Marge?
- Marge: Hmmm, no.
- Jacques: Well, first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop!"
