Difference between revisions of "Old Gray Marriage"

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Old Gray Marriage is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 57 content update. It unlocks the Old Jewish Man and Overpass Diner.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Happy Birthday, Dad! Another year has passed? Hot diggity! Take that, Death, my team of doctors, that fortune teller, and all sense of reason! And to celebrate we're taking you someplace special. Last time you said that you took me to the Retirement Castle. And the time before that, you mugged me and left me in the woods. I left you in the woods and THEN you got mugged. But this time, we're really taking you out for real. With all that money we got from mugging you. So where are we going? The Gilded Truffle? El Chemistri? Even better - a greasy roadside diner! Wait, did I say better? I meant much worse. Task: "Build the Overpass Diner". It takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Simpsons Family Dine at the Overpass Diner" (x5). The jobs take place at the Overpass Diner and take 60 minutes. New Character: Old Jewish Man Look dad, it's your friend... the crazy old guy. Who? Jasper Beardly? Hans Moleman? No, the other one. The one who isn't quite important enough to warrant having a name. Why! I haven't seen you around for ages. I assumed you died! Technically I did... several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol' What's-My-Name! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the task are: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Grampa.

Pt. 2

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark I have to admit I've been lonely ever since my wife passed on. Sometimes I just walk around in her heels and pearls. To keep her memory alive? Sure, let's go with that. Why don't you move in with me? It'll cure your loneliness, and I'll have someone to wake me from my night terrors. Good idea! Us old fogeys gotta stick together -- we're a dying breed you know! Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark So Dad, for the rest of your birthday I thought I'd take you to the movies. Or just go to the movies myself using your senior discount and let you sit in the car. No can do, sonny, I've got plans tonight. Yeah, Abe and I are going to the drive-in. We'll see a movie AND sit in a parked car. We're a regular Odd Couple. He's the old, deaf one with a bad memory. And which are you? Huh? What are you talking about? I've got a pill to help rememberin'! And a pill to help spice things up in the bedroom! And a pill to help find the bedroom! Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Sort Through Pills". The job takes 8 hours. This one's to keep my heart working. This one's to keep my liver functioning. These just keep me alive. Where are all my fun pills? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark I can't find my Jammitin pills! Now I'll never be able to hold hands with a woman while sitting in separate outdoor bathtubs. Keep your filthy fantasies to yourself! And even if you find your pills, where will you find a woman? Hey! I've got women following me around everywhere! Helping me in and out of chairs, wearing white, giving me pudding. Those are nurses, you idiot! And most of them are men. Oy, I miss having a wife -- the conversation, the living together, the helping me out of bed at night to pee. I do all those things. And then there's the tax break. Well, we don't have that... but maybe we could. You and I could get married! What?! You mean like a gay marriage? Why not! Gay guys have been fakin' straight marriages since the New Deal! We could be straight guys in a gay marriage! Task: "Build Shotgun Pete's". Task: "Make Grampa Get Gay Married to Old Jewish Man". The job takes place at Shotgun Pete's and takes 12 hours. My dad's marrying a man? On the one hand I should be sad because my entire childhood has been a lie. But on the other hand, weddings mean cake! I'm fine with gay marriage, but OLD gay marriage? Yuck. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark Now that we're married, I suppose one of us should be the breadwinner. I'm banned from the Lucky Loaves bakery/casino since they caught me counting breadsticks, so it'll have to be you. I guess I can dust off my old vaudeville act. Probably should update a few references – how old's the Lindbergh baby these days? I'll be waiting here for when you come back! Gosh, it's nice to have someone to wait for other than death! Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Drop Pants for Change". The job takes place at the Overpass Diner and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Grampa Sit in the Kitchen". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours. Message Old Jewish Man can now perform his act on the Open Air Stage. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark These kids today are mean. The crowd pelted me with organic tomatoes. So plump and juicy, they really splat when they hit your face. Well, did you bring any home? We're on a fixed income. No but I did get the hot volunteer's phone number. She's getting slip bars installed in her hot tub. What! I'm starting to think you aren't taking this sham marriage seriously! I can't live like this! I'm going to say something I never thought I'd say – I want a divorce cobunkulous. Oy, I think that last bit might have been a stroke. Task: "Make Grampa and Old Jewish Man Get Divorced". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 24 hours. Single and ready to... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark Abe! It's been forever! How's life been treating you? Can't complain! Except that I've been a little lonely. And I have what the doctors are calling super shingles. I'm lonely myself. Got out of a relationship recently, I think. Maybe we should move in together. Or better yet, let's get married! The tax breaks would be a real boon. What a great idea! I can't believe I've never thought of it before. Those savings will help pay for these bills I've been getting from a divorce lawyer. Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 24 hours. Does this sham marriage need a sham mistress? Message Take a look at the Community Center and find out what Jasper wants. Complete his quests to find out! Quest reward: 15,000 and 500