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| − | *'''August 1st''': It’s time to rebuild the Springfield Zoo! Finally, an excuse for the town’s perpetual aroma of manure and rampant exotic diseases. | + | *'''April 10th''': Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather? |
| − | ::Did you know that Emus can run at 30mph, are the 2^nd^ largest bird, and are fluent in Portuguese? Ok, two out of three. Build the Emu Experience now!
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} update page! |
| − | :::Yes, “feral” has been used to describe many of Springfield’s children, but this time we really mean it! Get the Zoo Gift Shop Mystery Box now!
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| − | ::::It’s Take-Your-Daughter-To-Work-And-Hope-She-Doesn’t-Replace-You Day. Brittany Brockman is in Springfield to get the scoop and beat her dad to air.
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| − | ::Build and upgrade the Big Cat Country habitat today and then watch as all the lions and tigers just sleep in the box the habitat came in.
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| − | :::I say “Donuts!” and you say “Armed Babies Out for Revenge!” Donuts!...Did you say it? Get a new outfit for Maggie + 100 Bonus Donuts today!
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| − | ::::Get Sarah Wiggum and the Springfield Aquarium today! Just don’t mix up the boxed wine and the fish tanks. One’s for drinking and one’s for staring.
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| − | :::::The Lost City of Atlantis has been found… in the Tapped Out store! Take that, Pacific Ocean!
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| − | ::::::Unlock and upgrade the Great Plains habitat today. Just because plains are great doesn’t mean they can’t be greater.
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| − | ::Unlock & upgrade the Warmongers habitat to unleash Armored Monkeys and Flame-Throwing Anteaters. What’s that sound? Oh, just Mother Nature weeping.
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} page! | |
Revision as of 17:25, April 7, 2024
- April 10th: Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather?
- Find all about the event in the The Simpsanos update page!
