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− | *'''March 21st''': Homer and the Gang are thick as thieves! Wait, we mean thick AND thieves! Join them as they plunder the world of its treasures. | + | *'''April 10th''': Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather? |
− | ::You are getting hungry, VERY hungry. Get amateur hypnotist and semi-pro criminal Sven Golly with a Tray of Donuts today & receive 100 bonus Donuts!
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} update page! |
− | :::Nothing freezes a moment in time better than hot molten lava! Get the Pompeii Ruins today and say “Cheese!... Oh it burns! It burns!!”
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− | ::::We’ve got Saviors for all species. Whether you’re a human or an alien, we’ve got a ‘Christ’ for you!
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− | :::::The Pope is gearing up for a fight (that pointy staff’s not just for show), but will he be able to save Springfield’s soul? Get him in the store now!
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− | ::Time to play beat the sneak! Who will win this game of old man one-upmanship? Play Act 2 now and find out!
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− | :::Jack the Ripper is back! Will this Londonite cause some murderous mayhem, or this time, is he just killing with kindness? Unlock him and find out!
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− | ::::Build a British Roundabout and watch thieves get away one left turn at a time. And remember, a robbery’s no excuse for not yielding the right of way.
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− | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|The Springfield Jobs}} page! | |
Revision as of 17:25, April 7, 2024
- April 10th: Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather?
- Find all about the event in the The Simpsanos update page!