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| − | *'''Febraury 12th''': Have all the fun of a blind date with none of the post-date crying! Get the Date Night Mystery Box and enjoy lovely ladies, romantic hot spots & more! | + | *'''April 10th''': Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather? |
| − | ::We choo-choo-choose you! Receive 10 FREE DONUTS by logging in today!
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} update page! |
| − | :::Find all about the new update in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Valentine's Day 2018}} page!
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| − | *'''January 23rd''': This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can [[Bart the General|General Bart]] get the adults to eat their collective shorts?
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| − | ::The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
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| − | :::From mutated animals to undead bodies to [[Death]] itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
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| − | ::::Unlock [[Wendell Borton|Wendell]] with the [[Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade|Zip Zap ‘Za]] pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
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| − | :::::With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these [[Flying Hellfish|Hellfish]] are ready to fight!
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| − | ::::::[[Moe's Express|Moe’s Express]], now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
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| − | :::::::For a man who dreamed of being a principal the current conflict is a chance to get his feet in the water! Recruit [[Seymour Skinner (The Principal and the Pauper)|Sgt. Skinner]] to join the fight!
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| − | ::You know the saying: one man’s trash is another man's junk fort. Play now to find out if the adults can protect their stinky Shangri La from the kids!
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| − | :::Why be a delinquent when you can unlock one straight from juvie? [[Jeremy Jailbird]] is eager to be paroled (or just sprung) to join the fight!
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| − | ::::Power your gas guzzler with some real, organic horsepower: get the [[The Outlands|Horse-Drawn SUV]] today! It’s 1 step forward and 2 hoofs back for transportation!
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| − | :::::Looks like this pacifier just stopped pacifying. Unlock [[The Outlands|Outlands Maggie]] and survive the wilds of Springfield.
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | |
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