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| − | *'''October 3rd''': Trade in your pens and papers for quills and parchment and get ready to go to the new Magical Academy! Keep your laptops though. We’re not insane. | + | *'''April 10th''': Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather? |
| − | ::Magical mayhem and mystical beasts have appeared, and Springfield needs an 8-year-old hero! No, not you Lisa. Sit down. Get Angelica Button now!
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} update page! |
| − | :::Mystical beasts are running rampant! Send your townsfolk on missions to capture the beasts and turn them on the evil sorcerer. You know, easy stuff.
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| − | ::::Without peasants, who would carry the pitchforks? Who will be squashed in battle? Whose houses will be burnt down by dragons? Get yours today!
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| − | :::::Justice isn’t blind, it just lacks depth perception! Get the new Cy-cop Wiggops in the store today! He’s got his eye on the donuts.
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| − | ::::::Real life deserves a rockin’ soundtrack. Unlock the Music Automaton on the prize track and enjoy your own theme song! Hope no one’s name is Orange!
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| − | :::::::The Mystery Boxes have it all – monsters, mutants and haunted houses!... No word on your parents’ respect though.
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| − | ::::::::Get the Walking Kwik-E-Mart – the convenience store that comes to you. Save a bundle on gas money, and use it to pay for the cars it smashes.
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| − | ::::::::You’ve heard of Unicorn frappes, bagels & cake but what about a Unicorn Wizard? He’s not edible (we think) but he is useful (we hope). Get him today!
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| − | ::The monster hunting continues in Act 2! Fat Tony would like to remind you that it’s MONSTER hunting not mobster hunting.
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| − | :::Some Trolls live under bridges, others harass people online, and this one sleeps behind the bar – unlock the Crawl Troll in Act 2 today!
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| − | ::::Two’s a party and three’s a crowd, especially when you’re all attached to one body. Capture Bully-vern for your town.
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| − | :::::Who’s got a trick up his sleeve? And maybe a dove. Plus scarves. Shoot, where’s that non-refundable rabbit? The Great Raymondo is available now!
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| − | ::::::From Monkey Paws to Cursed Dolls, the Evil Shopkeeper has everything you need, including delicious cursed frozen yogurt! Brain freeze guaranteed!
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| − | :::::::From nightmares to monsters to Milhouses, the Halloween Mystery Box is full of treats! No tricks, we promise! Unless this is part of the trick?
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| − | ::::::::Even magicians need to cut loose from cutting women in half. Get the Magic Palace in the store today and enjoy the magic of happy hour!
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| − | ::Complete your Troll set with Barfy Troll! Tickle his belly and he’ll barf! Comb his hair and he’ll barf! Leave him alone and… I think you get it.
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| − | :::Maybe it’s magic, maybe it’s science, maybe you took too much cold medicine? Whatever the reason, Sorcerer Frink will leave you astonished!
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}} page! | |
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