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| − | *'''October 3rd''': Trade in your pens and papers for quills and parchment and get ready to go to the new Magical Academy! Keep your laptops though. We’re not insane. | + | *'''April 10th''': Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather? |
| − | ::Magical mayhem and mystical beasts have appeared, and Springfield needs an 8-year-old hero! No, not you Lisa. Sit down. Get Angelica Button now!
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} update page! |
| − | :::Mystical beasts are running rampant! Send your townsfolk on missions to capture the beasts and turn them on the evil sorcerer. You know, easy stuff.
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| − | ::::Without peasants, who would carry the pitchforks? Who will be squashed in battle? Whose houses will be burnt down by dragons? Get yours today!
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| − | :::::Justice isn’t blind, it just lacks depth perception! Get the new Cy-cop Wiggops in the store today! He’s got his eye on the donuts.
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| − | ::::::Real life deserves a rockin’ soundtrack. Unlock the Music Automaton on the prize track and enjoy your own theme song! Hope no one’s name is Orange!
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| − | :::::::The Mystery Boxes have it all – monsters, mutants and haunted houses!... No word on your parents’ respect though.
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}} page! | |
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Revision as of 17:25, April 7, 2024
- April 10th: Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather?
- Find all about the event in the The Simpsanos update page!
