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Difference between revisions of "Missionary: Impossible/Quotes"

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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': ''(running into the church)'' '''SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!'''
 
 
:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': ''(sighing)'' I wish I'd never taught him that word.
 
  
 
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:'''[[wikipedia:Oscar_the_Grouch|Oscar the Grouch]]''': ''(chasing Homer)'' Give us the money!
 
:'''[[wikipedia:Oscar_the_Grouch|Oscar the Grouch]]''': ''(chasing Homer)'' Give us the money!
 
:'''[[wikipedia:Elmo|Elmo]]''': Elmo knows where you live!
 
:'''[[wikipedia:Elmo|Elmo]]''': Elmo knows where you live!
 
:'''[[wikipedia:Fred_Rogers|Mister Rogers]]''': It's a beautiful day... to kick your ass!
 
  
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Missionary? But I don't even ''believe'' in Jebus! '''SAVE ME, JEBUS!'''
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': Missionary? But I don't even ''believe'' in Jebus! '''SAVE ME, JEBUS!'''
  
 
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:'''Homer''': Hmm, I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here's the new order: [[Bart]], you're the man of the house; [[Lisa]], I'm promoting you to boy; [[Maggie]]'s now the brainy girl; the toaster can fill in for Maggie; and [[Marge]], you're a consultant.
 
:'''Homer''': Hmm, I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here's the new order: [[Bart]], you're the man of the house; [[Lisa]], I'm promoting you to boy; [[Maggie]]'s now the brainy girl; the toaster can fill in for Maggie; and [[Marge]], you're a consultant.
  
 
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Revision as of 10:19, August 29, 2010




Oscar the Grouch: (chasing Homer) Give us the money!
Elmo: Elmo knows where you live!

Homer: Missionary? But I don't even believe in Jebus! SAVE ME, JEBUS!

Homer: Hmm, I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here's the new order: Bart, you're the man of the house; Lisa, I'm promoting you to boy; Maggie's now the brainy girl; the toaster can fill in for Maggie; and Marge, you're a consultant.

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