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:'''Doctor''': You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
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:'''Mr. Burns''': You mean I have pneumonia?
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:'''Doctor''': Yes.
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Juvenile diabetes?
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:'''Doctor''': Yes.
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Hysterical pregnancy?
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:'''Doctor''': Uh . . . a little bit, yes.
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:'''Pirate Captain''': Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!
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:'''Homer''': Are you friendly pirates?
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:'''Pirate Captain''': Uhh, not really, no.
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:'''Pirate''': Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!
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:'''Lisa''': Ah, it's good to be home.
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:'''Homer''': I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
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:'''Bart''': Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. (spits on the floor)
  
 
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Revision as of 06:37, August 22, 2010


Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh . . . a little bit, yes.

Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!

Homer: Are you friendly pirates?
Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.

Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!

Lisa: Ah, it's good to be home.
Homer: I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
Bart: Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. (spits on the floor)

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