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{{qf|Smithers}} "...Remember the three "C"s. Cower, cringe, compliment." I can do that in my sleep! According to this book, I'm doing everything right! Where can I turn? Well, I've tried the best that quick-fix advice books have to offer. I guess the next logical step is the alcohol-infused wisdom of the common man. | {{qf|Smithers}} "...Remember the three "C"s. Cower, cringe, compliment." I can do that in my sleep! According to this book, I'm doing everything right! Where can I turn? Well, I've tried the best that quick-fix advice books have to offer. I guess the next logical step is the alcohol-infused wisdom of the common man. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Homer]}} ...And let me tell you one thing for sure! They haven't made a relationship problem that can't be solved by five simple words: "Honey-have-you-lost-weight?" I guarantee it! | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ...And let me tell you one thing for sure! They haven't made a relationship problem that can't be solved by five simple words: "Honey-have-you-lost-weight?" I guarantee it! |
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, why has your pay check been reduced by half? | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, why has your pay check been reduced by half? | ||
Latest revision as of 11:25, September 27, 2023
- Mr. Burns: Good heavens, Smithers. That was the last vial of Oil of Vitriol. Displease me again, and you're fired! Now, out of my sight!
- Waylon Smithers: I'm sorry, sir.
- Mr. Burns: And slam the door on yourself when you leave!
- Smithers: Oh, he's right! I'm toadying when I should be kowtowing, and my groveling isn't as slavish as it used to be. What's a yes-man to do?
- Mr. Burns: Maybe it's time for a new lap dog. Let's see who's in the pound... Hmm. Nobody plays second banana like a former vice-president.
- Smithers: "...Remember the three "C"s. Cower, cringe, compliment." I can do that in my sleep! According to this book, I'm doing everything right! Where can I turn? Well, I've tried the best that quick-fix advice books have to offer. I guess the next logical step is the alcohol-infused wisdom of the common man.
- Homer: ...And let me tell you one thing for sure! They haven't made a relationship problem that can't be solved by five simple words: "Honey-have-you-lost-weight?" I guarantee it!
- Marge: Homer, why has your pay check been reduced by half?
- Homer: Ummm... Gee, honey, have you lost weight?
