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:''Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.'' | :''Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.'' | ||
:'''Woman''': My baby! | :'''Woman''': My baby! | ||
| − | :'''Jose Canseco''': | + | :'''Jose Canseco''': Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby! |
:''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.'' | :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.'' | ||
:'''Woman''': Thank you! | :'''Woman''': Thank you! | ||
:''Cat mewling is heard.'' | :''Cat mewling is heard.'' | ||
:'''Woman''': My cat! | :'''Woman''': My cat! | ||
| − | :'''Jose Canseco''': | + | :'''Jose Canseco''': Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat! |
:''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.'' | :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.'' | ||
| − | :'''Woman''': Thank you! | + | :'''Woman''': Thank you Mr. Canseco! |
| − | :''" | + | :''"Camptown Races" is heard.'' |
| − | :'''Woman''': My | + | :'''Woman''': My player-piano! |
| − | :'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, | + | :'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, man! |
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:''Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.'' | :''Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.'' | ||
| − | :'''Mike | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Er Mike try to lift your arm. |
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': | + | :'''Mike Scioscia''': Can't...lift arm...or speak...at...normal...rate |
| − | :'''Mike | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning. |
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': | + | :'''Mike Scioscia''': Will...I...be..able..to..play...softball...tomorrow? |
| − | :'''Nurse''': | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': [laughs] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath! |
| + | :'''Mike Scioscia''': Oh...man... | ||
| + | :'''Nurse''': Doctor come quick! Ken Griffey Jr. needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic. | ||
:''Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.'' | :''Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.'' | ||
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Oh my lord, gigantism! |
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:''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])'' | :''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])'' | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Barney''': "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was [[wikipedia:Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston]]!" |
| − | + | :'''Boggs''': "[[wikipedia:William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder]]!" | |
| − | :'''Boggs''': "Pitt the Elder!" | ||
:'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!" | :'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!" | ||
| − | :'''Boggs''': " | + | :'''Boggs''': "Pitt the Elder!!" |
:'''Barney''': "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!" | :'''Barney''': "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!" | ||
:''Barney knocks Boggs out'' | :''Barney knocks Boggs out'' | ||
| − | :'''Moe''': " | + | :'''Moe''': "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder." |
:'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!!!" | :'''Barney''': "Lord Palmerston!!!" | ||
:''(Barney knocks Moe out too)'' | :''(Barney knocks Moe out too)'' | ||
Revision as of 06:24, August 18, 2010
Quotes
- Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.
- Woman: My baby!
- Jose Canseco: Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.
- Woman: Thank you!
- Cat mewling is heard.
- Woman: My cat!
- Jose Canseco: Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.
- Woman: Thank you Mr. Canseco!
- "Camptown Races" is heard.
- Woman: My player-piano!
- Jose Canseco: Oh, man!
- Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.
- Dr. Hibbert: Er Mike try to lift your arm.
- Mike Scioscia: Can't...lift arm...or speak...at...normal...rate
- Dr. Hibbert: Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning.
- Mike Scioscia: Will...I...be..able..to..play...softball...tomorrow?
- Dr. Hibbert: [laughs] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!
- Mike Scioscia: Oh...man...
- Nurse: Doctor come quick! Ken Griffey Jr. needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic.
- Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.
- Dr. Hibbert: Oh my lord, gigantism!
- (Wade Boggs is arguing in Moe's Tavern with a drunken Barney Gumble)
- Barney: "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!"
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!!"
- Barney: "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
- Barney knocks Boggs out
- Moe: "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!!!"
- (Barney knocks Moe out too)
