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:'''[[Cowboy Bob]]''': I'm glad you could come campin' with me in my Strata-Cruiser 5000 Deluxe RV, Luann, but why'd we have to bring the munchkins?
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{{qf|[[Cowboy Bob]]}} I'm glad you could come campin' with me in my Strata-Cruiser 5000 Deluxe RV, Luann, but why'd we have to bring the munchkins?
:'''[[Luann]]''': I'm sorry, Bob, but it's my weekend with Milhouse. I thought you two could do a little bonding.
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{{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} I'm sorry, Bob, but it's my weekend with Milhouse. I thought you two could do a little bonding.
:'''[[Cowboy Bob]]''': Well... uh-huh... yeah, I guess I could teach him how to empty the septic tank.
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{{qf|Cowboy Bob}} Well... uh-huh... yeah, I guess I could teach him how to empty the septic tank.
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': This is boring!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} This is boring!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Luckily, I broguht, my bag of marbles to entertain us!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Luckily, I broguht, my bag of marbles to entertain us!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Well, o-okay. But this time, the loser doesn't have to eat a marble. It took three days to get my favorite marlbe back!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Well, o-okay. But this time, the loser doesn't have to eat a marble. It took three days to get my favorite marlbe back!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Fine... as long as you never tell me that story again.
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{{qf|Bart}} Fine... as long as you never tell me that story again.
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Bart, this is worse then the time I was locked in the cafeteria's meat freezer.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Bart, this is worse than the time I was locked in the cafeteria's meat freezer.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I only left you in that freezer for five minutes! We could be out here forever!
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{{qf|Bart}} I only left you in that freezer for five minutes! We could be out here forever!
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Wow! What happened?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Wow! What happened?
:'''[[Cowboy Bob]]''': Well, it's the d-darndest thing. The 5000's power-generator jammed an' stopped working. T-try as I might, I couldn't get it going again. it's a mystery, that's what it is. Of course, all my RV's have 10,000 mile, two year g-gurantee on all parts and labor.
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{{qf|Cowboy Bob}} Well, it's the d-darndest thing. The 5000's power-generator jammed an' stopped working. T-try as I might, I couldn't get it going again. it's a mystery, that's what it is. Of course, all my RV's have 10,000 mile, two year g-guarantee on all parts and labor.
:'''[[Luann]]''': Shut up, B-Bob.
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{{qf|Luann}} Shut up, B-Bob.
 
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:'''[[Cowboy Bob]]''': Howdy there, neighbor! My RV is parked down the path there, and my power-generator is jammed!
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{{qf|Cowboy Bob}} Howdy there, neighbor! My RV is parked down the path there, and my power-generator is jammed!
:'''[[Cletus]]''':Does you have any food to share?
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{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Does you have any food to share?
:'''[[Cowboy Bob]]''': No, we most certainly do not!
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{{qf|Cowboy Bob}} No, we most certainly do not!
:'''[[Luann]]''': Speaking of jammed, we hear you have a lovely strawberry jam still!
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{{qf|Luann}} Speaking of jammed, we hear you have a lovely strawberry jam still!
:'''[[Cletus]]''': Kids! Fetch me my upsie-downside rope! We got us some revnuers fer the fire ants to feed on!
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{{qf|Cletus}} Kids! Fetch me my upsie-downside rope! We got us some revnuers fer the fire ants to feed on!
:'''[[Brandine]]''':I dont got yer knife what fer spreadin' jam, Cletus!
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{{qf|[[Brandine Spuckler]]}} I don't got yer knife what fer spreadin' jam, Cletus!
:'''[[Cowboy Bob]]''': What? No!
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{{qf|Cowboy Bob}} What? No!
:'''[[Luann]]''': Oh, dear!
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{{qf|Luann}} Oh, dear!
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Milhouse]]''': Swah ha ha ha ha!
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{{qf|Bart & Milhouse}} Swah ha ha ha ha!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 16:34, March 28, 2022



Cowboy Bob: I'm glad you could come campin' with me in my Strata-Cruiser 5000 Deluxe RV, Luann, but why'd we have to bring the munchkins?
Luann Van Houten: I'm sorry, Bob, but it's my weekend with Milhouse. I thought you two could do a little bonding.
Cowboy Bob: Well... uh-huh... yeah, I guess I could teach him how to empty the septic tank.

Milhouse Van Houten: This is boring!
Bart: Luckily, I broguht, my bag of marbles to entertain us!
Milhouse: Well, o-okay. But this time, the loser doesn't have to eat a marble. It took three days to get my favorite marlbe back!
Bart: Fine... as long as you never tell me that story again.

Milhouse: Bart, this is worse than the time I was locked in the cafeteria's meat freezer.
Bart: I only left you in that freezer for five minutes! We could be out here forever!

Milhouse: Wow! What happened?
Cowboy Bob: Well, it's the d-darndest thing. The 5000's power-generator jammed an' stopped working. T-try as I might, I couldn't get it going again. it's a mystery, that's what it is. Of course, all my RV's have 10,000 mile, two year g-guarantee on all parts and labor.
Luann: Shut up, B-Bob.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy there, neighbor! My RV is parked down the path there, and my power-generator is jammed!
Cletus Spuckler: Does you have any food to share?
Cowboy Bob: No, we most certainly do not!
Luann: Speaking of jammed, we hear you have a lovely strawberry jam still!
Cletus: Kids! Fetch me my upsie-downside rope! We got us some revnuers fer the fire ants to feed on!
Brandine Spuckler: I don't got yer knife what fer spreadin' jam, Cletus!
Cowboy Bob: What? No!
Luann: Oh, dear!
Bart & Milhouse: Swah ha ha ha ha!