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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Whew! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't know how I'm going to get through another summer with all this global warming. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, don't you worry! I'm gonna let some stupid ball of fire in the sky or the post office ruin my daughter's summer! C'mon! I'm gonna show you how to be cool! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't you mean keep cool? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} There! Now that our living room is in the nuclear power plant, we'll have plenty of free air conditioning! Heh, heh, heh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Are you seriously considering living at the power plant for the summer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why not? It's the perfect plan. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What about the rest of the rooms in the house? Where are we going to sleep? and have you forgotten about mom, Maggie and Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Y'know Lisa, it's easy to criticize, but it's so hard to come up with reasons I'm right. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aw, c'mon, Lisa. sometimes I think you enjoy sweating in this hear! At least give me credit for trying. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I do, but you've got to try sensible solutions. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I do! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You do not! You're stealing the Flanders air conditioner right now, as I'm talking to you! Can't you just buy an air conditioner? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Air conditioners on a working man's salary? Get real! Besides, why don't you get off your wallet for a change a buy one. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But I'm only eight years old. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's your answer for everything. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Come outside, sweetie! I made it cool! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, you didn't... you sprayed dozens of cans of fake snow on our house. I think you just single-handedly made global warming worse. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You're welcome, sweetie! | |
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Latest revision as of 13:25, August 14, 2021
- Lisa: Whew!
- Homer: What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman?
- Lisa: What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't know how I'm going to get through another summer with all this global warming.
- Homer: Well, don't you worry! I'm gonna let some stupid ball of fire in the sky or the post office ruin my daughter's summer! C'mon! I'm gonna show you how to be cool!
- Lisa: Don't you mean keep cool?
- Homer: Yeah, that.
- Homer: There! Now that our living room is in the nuclear power plant, we'll have plenty of free air conditioning! Heh, heh, heh.
- Lisa: Are you seriously considering living at the power plant for the summer?
- Homer: Why not? It's the perfect plan.
- Lisa: What about the rest of the rooms in the house? Where are we going to sleep? and have you forgotten about mom, Maggie and Bart?
- Homer: Y'know Lisa, it's easy to criticize, but it's so hard to come up with reasons I'm right.
- Homer: Aw, c'mon, Lisa. sometimes I think you enjoy sweating in this hear! At least give me credit for trying.
- Lisa: I do, but you've got to try sensible solutions.
- Homer: I do!
- Lisa: You do not! You're stealing the Flanders air conditioner right now, as I'm talking to you! Can't you just buy an air conditioner?
- Homer: Air conditioners on a working man's salary? Get real! Besides, why don't you get off your wallet for a change a buy one.
- Lisa: But I'm only eight years old.
- Homer: That's your answer for everything.
- Homer: Come outside, sweetie! I made it cool!
- Lisa: No, you didn't... you sprayed dozens of cans of fake snow on our house. I think you just single-handedly made global warming worse.
- Homer: You're welcome, sweetie!
