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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, I'm back from the Kwik-E-Mat. They didn't have that flavor of jerky to wanted Apu says they don't make "boysen-berry." | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can't talk, Marge. I making up my list of New Year's resolutions. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} But, Homer, you never keep any of your resolutions. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about? I've kept all of them! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Last year you promised to take me on a romantic trip to an exotic locale. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} All except that one. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Then prove it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Remember when I vowed that I would lose eight?" Look, Marge! I lost two punds! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You dint' lose any wight. You just replaced your regular clotehs with clothes made out of paper. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "How about when I resolved to put a brand new blade on Flander's lawn mower. Boy! That worked great!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, I guess that was nice. Did your return the lawn mower? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'll get to it. The point is I mowed the lawn. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} We were talking about your resolutions. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But I'm telling you, I keep them, Marge! I promised I'd spend more time with the kids. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Suck Suck | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And I promised I'd drink fewer mugs of beer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I gotta rethink this drink special. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer, all of a sudden i Don't fell so good. I think that chicken salad I ate earlier isn't sitting well. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [GASP!] You ate my chicken salad? But I was going to eat that when I finished my list! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Did you cook the chicken all the way through? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, Marrge, don't be silly. You don't cook salads. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I think you'd better take me to the hostpital. I'm going... to... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, Marge, I'll take care of every-thing! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Message}} The next day in a hospital in Jamaica... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} This is not what i meant by a romantic trip to an exotic locale. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} These are my new years' resolutions, Marge. I get to decide how to keep them! Piña colada I.V., honey? | |
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Latest revision as of 13:26, August 14, 2021
- Marge: Homie, I'm back from the Kwik-E-Mat. They didn't have that flavor of jerky to wanted Apu says they don't make "boysen-berry."
- Homer: Can't talk, Marge. I making up my list of New Year's resolutions.
- Marge: But, Homer, you never keep any of your resolutions.
- Homer: What are you talking about? I've kept all of them!
- Marge: Last year you promised to take me on a romantic trip to an exotic locale.
- Homer: All except that one.
- Marge: Then prove it.
- Homer: "Remember when I vowed that I would lose eight?" Look, Marge! I lost two punds!
- Marge: You dint' lose any wight. You just replaced your regular clotehs with clothes made out of paper.
- Homer: "How about when I resolved to put a brand new blade on Flander's lawn mower. Boy! That worked great!"
- Marge: Well, I guess that was nice. Did your return the lawn mower?
- Homer: Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'll get to it. The point is I mowed the lawn.
- Marge: We were talking about your resolutions.
- Homer: But I'm telling you, I keep them, Marge! I promised I'd spend more time with the kids.
- Maggie: Suck Suck
- Homer: And I promised I'd drink fewer mugs of beer.
- Moe Szyslak: I gotta rethink this drink special.
- Marge: Oh, Homer, all of a sudden i Don't fell so good. I think that chicken salad I ate earlier isn't sitting well.
- Homer: [GASP!] You ate my chicken salad? But I was going to eat that when I finished my list!
- Marge: Did you cook the chicken all the way through?
- Homer: Oh, Marrge, don't be silly. You don't cook salads.
- Marge: I think you'd better take me to the hostpital. I'm going... to...
- Homer: Don't worry, Marge, I'll take care of every-thing!
- Message: The next day in a hospital in Jamaica...
- Marge: This is not what i meant by a romantic trip to an exotic locale.
- Homer: These are my new years' resolutions, Marge. I get to decide how to keep them! Piña colada I.V., honey?
