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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, I need you to run to the Kwik-E-Mart and pick up a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk for dinner do you need me to write that down? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Pffft! Do I look like a moron? I'll be back before you know it! ...forget a few birthdays and anniversaries and it's like you can't remember anything! As if I can't remember a simple thing like a loaf of bread and some choclate milk! It's a piece of cake, Moe! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Hey, Barney, this ain't no bed and breakfast! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} A loaf of chocolate cake and a gallon of beer nuts must... remember... Marge is counting on me chocolate nutcake and a gallon of gas... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[McBain]]}} Yes, this cameo I am now having is also very much a real gas. Also, please watch my new movie, McBain: The postman always dies twice! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Shut up, McBain! I'm trying to remember something! I'm supposed to get the mail and a gallon of antacid! ...male dancers and a lofal of pick 'n' mix! ...What? | |
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Latest revision as of 15:15, July 10, 2021
- Marge: Homey, I need you to run to the Kwik-E-Mart and pick up a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk for dinner do you need me to write that down?
- Homer: Pffft! Do I look like a moron? I'll be back before you know it! ...forget a few birthdays and anniversaries and it's like you can't remember anything! As if I can't remember a simple thing like a loaf of bread and some choclate milk! It's a piece of cake, Moe!
- Moe Szyslak: Hey, Barney, this ain't no bed and breakfast!
- Homer: A loaf of chocolate cake and a gallon of beer nuts must... remember... Marge is counting on me chocolate nutcake and a gallon of gas...
- McBain: Yes, this cameo I am now having is also very much a real gas. Also, please watch my new movie, McBain: The postman always dies twice!
- Homer: Shut up, McBain! I'm trying to remember something! I'm supposed to get the mail and a gallon of antacid! ...male dancers and a lofal of pick 'n' mix! ...What?
