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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} The kids are awfully quiet. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Should I go yell at them? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom! Dad! Look! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} So much for quiet. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Mop shoes? These are useful as well as comfortabel. I can dance and celan at the same time. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Go, mom, go! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And unlike a regular nuclear power plant, these make great donut holders! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Boy, is it true you're using Maggie to make money? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uhh... yes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Then we're going to need thse meagphones! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Get your shoes here! Treat your feet to as shoe sensation! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, I'm worried we're working Maggie too hard. She's already been through a dozen pacifers and it's only noon! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Relax, Marge. I'm sure if there was a problem Maggie would tell us. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} And thanks to Maggie I wasn't kicked out of school today. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} It's ture. I wanted to suspend Bart for putting gum in my hair... ...but I'm too relaxed! These shoes make me feel like I'm on as Island vacation. I just had to drop by and say thank you! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} But back in Springfield, people aren't seeing "eye to eye." Here now is Chief WIggum to explain my clever turn of phrase. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Everybody is staring at their feet and not looking where they're going, so people are crashing into each other. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} This is a serious matter. I'd like to help, but I'm too busy admiring these wonderful shoes. Ah hee hee hee! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} We now go live to City Hall where mayor Quimby is convening an emergency meeting on the situation. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:19, May 20, 2021
- Marge: The kids are awfully quiet.
- Homer: Should I go yell at them?
- Lisa: Mom! Dad! Look!
- Marge: So much for quiet.
- Marge: Mop shoes? These are useful as well as comfortabel. I can dance and celan at the same time.
- Lisa: Go, mom, go!
- Homer: And unlike a regular nuclear power plant, these make great donut holders!
- Homer: Boy, is it true you're using Maggie to make money?
- Bart: Uhh... yes.
- Homer: Then we're going to need thse meagphones!
- Bart: Get your shoes here! Treat your feet to as shoe sensation!
- Marge: Homer, I'm worried we're working Maggie too hard. She's already been through a dozen pacifers and it's only noon!
- Homer: Relax, Marge. I'm sure if there was a problem Maggie would tell us.
- Bart: And thanks to Maggie I wasn't kicked out of school today.
- Edna Krabappel: It's ture. I wanted to suspend Bart for putting gum in my hair... ...but I'm too relaxed! These shoes make me feel like I'm on as Island vacation. I just had to drop by and say thank you!
- Kent Brockman: But back in Springfield, people aren't seeing "eye to eye." Here now is Chief WIggum to explain my clever turn of phrase.
- Chief Wiggum: Everybody is staring at their feet and not looking where they're going, so people are crashing into each other.
- Dr. Hibbert: This is a serious matter. I'd like to help, but I'm too busy admiring these wonderful shoes. Ah hee hee hee!
- Kent Brockman: We now go live to City Hall where mayor Quimby is convening an emergency meeting on the situation.
