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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Wow, Homer! That's a lot of gifts. Your secret Santa will certainly be happy. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Wow, Homer! That's a lot of gifts. Your secret Santa will certainly be happy. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Heh, heh. He sure will, Marge. That's because | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Heh, heh. He sure will, Marge. That's because I pulled my own name for secret Santa! I bought everything I wanted! It's a Christmas miracle! |
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Attention, everyone. I hate to interrupt this holiday merriment, however... ...as part of Mr. Burns' recent plea deal for... er... crimes against humanity, we agreed to have a charity come in and solicit donations. The party will resume once the presentation is finished. | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Attention, everyone. I hate to interrupt this holiday merriment, however... ...as part of Mr. Burns' recent plea deal for... er... crimes against humanity, we agreed to have a charity come in and solicit donations. The party will resume once the presentation is finished. | ||
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{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Hi-diddly-holiday greetings, nuclear neighborinos! | {{qf|[[Ned]]}} Hi-diddly-holiday greetings, nuclear neighborinos! | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers is that blasted charity still blathering on about goodwill and brotherhood? Here I am, a captain of industry, forced to endure all this talk of giving! And on Christmas no less! That's big government for you! I say those | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers, is that blasted charity still blathering on about goodwill and brotherhood? Here I am, a captain of industry, forced to endure all this talk of giving! And on Christmas no less! That's big government for you! I say those communists really chap my hide! |
{{qf|Homer}} Mr. Burns! It's me, Homer Simpson! | {{qf|Homer}} Mr. Burns! It's me, Homer Simpson! | ||
| − | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hmmm. I don't recall anyone here by that name. What if | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hmmm. I don't recall anyone here by that name. What if I called you "John"? perhaps "Wayne"? Now look, John. Those people are being held hostage by charity. Give them back their liberty by taking back that party! |
{{qf|Homer}} Yes, sir! | {{qf|Homer}} Yes, sir! | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:07, May 15, 2021
- Marge: Wow, Homer! That's a lot of gifts. Your secret Santa will certainly be happy.
- Homer: Heh, heh. He sure will, Marge. That's because I pulled my own name for secret Santa! I bought everything I wanted! It's a Christmas miracle!
- Waylon Smithers: Attention, everyone. I hate to interrupt this holiday merriment, however... ...as part of Mr. Burns' recent plea deal for... er... crimes against humanity, we agreed to have a charity come in and solicit donations. The party will resume once the presentation is finished.
- Lenny: Hmm??
- Ned: Hi-diddly-holiday greetings, nuclear neighborinos!
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, is that blasted charity still blathering on about goodwill and brotherhood? Here I am, a captain of industry, forced to endure all this talk of giving! And on Christmas no less! That's big government for you! I say those communists really chap my hide!
- Homer: Mr. Burns! It's me, Homer Simpson!
- Mr. Burns: Hmmm. I don't recall anyone here by that name. What if I called you "John"? perhaps "Wayne"? Now look, John. Those people are being held hostage by charity. Give them back their liberty by taking back that party!
- Homer: Yes, sir!
- Homer: Hey, Marge! Looks like I rescued you!
- Marge: No you didn't. Ned is the only decent peson here! I'm so embarrassed!
- Homer: Oh.... Marge is right. I'm sorry guys. Even though I just saved you all, I have been selfish. Here are the gifts that I bought for myself. I'd rather share them with you.
- Lenny: Gee, thanks, Homer.
- Charlie: This'll be great!
