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:'''[[Homer]]''': ...and lord, please see to it that none of us choke to death on that which we are about the receive. Amen. Now lemme at those porke chops.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ...and lord, please see to it that none of us choke to death on that which we are about the receive. Amen. Now lemme at those porke chops.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey Homer, pass the gravy.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey Homer, pass the gravy.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Here you go, boy!
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{{qf|Homer}} Here you go, boy!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Pardon me dad, but whould you mind passing the creamed spinach?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Pardon me dad, but would you mind passing the creamed spinach?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Why don't you pass it all the way to Capitol City?
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{{qf|Bart}} Why don't you pass it all the way to Capitol City?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart!!! Here, Lisa!
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{{qf|Homer}} Bart!!! Here, Lisa!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Thanks, dad.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, dad.
:'''[[Marge]]''': If you whouldn't mind Homey, i'd like some of those potatoes.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} If you wouldn't mind Homey, I'd like some of those potatoes.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Here you are, dear!!!
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{{qf|Homer}} Here you are, dear!!!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Thank you... I think.
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{{qf|Marge}} Thank you... I think.
:'''[[Bart]]''':Hey Homer, let's not be stiny with those pork chops!
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{{qf|Bart}}Hey Homer, let's not be stingy with those pork chops!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Here! Take them! Take them all! They're all cold and schrivelled now anyway! Now what?
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{{qf|Homer}} Here! Take them! Take them all! They're all cold and shriveled now anyway! Now what?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Whoa, Lisa! Check out those veins on dad's forehead!
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{{qf|Bart}} Whoa, Lisa! Check out those veins on dad's forehead!
:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh!
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
:'''Text''': The next day at the Springfield Mall...
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Ooooh!
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{{qf|Marge}} Hmmmm, I'm not so sure about this, Homer. Do you think it's safe?
:'''Text''': That evning...
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{{qf|Homer}} Safe? Marge, who cares if it's safe? This little wonder of modern technology is going to let me have a hot meal for a change! From now on, when any of you want anything, you can spin this thing around and get it yourself.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Hmmmm, I'm not so sure about this, Homer. Do you think it's safe?
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{{qf|Bart}} Cool!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Safe? Marge, who cares if it's safe? This little wonder of modern technol-ogy is going to let me have a hot meal for a change! From now on, when any of you want anything, you can spin this thing around and get it yourself.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Come to me, me little zucchini.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Cool!
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{{qf|Bart}} I'll take some of those brownies, man!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Come to me, me little zucchini.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, I was turning it! Let go!
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll take some fo those brownies, man!
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{{qf|Bart}} No way, man! I had it first!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, I was turning it! Let go!
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{{qf|Lisa}} You did not!
:'''[[Bart]]''': No way, man! I had it first!
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{{qf|Bart}} Did!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': You did not!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Did not!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Did!
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{{qf|Bart}} Okay, you did... oops! I'd like to place a take-out order, mom!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Did not!
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{{qf|Homer}} Come back here you little...!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Okay, you did... oops! I'd like to palce a take-out order, mom!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Come back here you little...!
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Latest revision as of 09:31, May 15, 2021



Homer: ...and lord, please see to it that none of us choke to death on that which we are about the receive. Amen. Now lemme at those porke chops.
Bart: Hey Homer, pass the gravy.
Homer: Here you go, boy!
Lisa: Pardon me dad, but would you mind passing the creamed spinach?
Bart: Why don't you pass it all the way to Capitol City?
Homer: Bart!!! Here, Lisa!
Lisa: Thanks, dad.
Marge: If you wouldn't mind Homey, I'd like some of those potatoes.
Homer: Here you are, dear!!!
Marge: Thank you... I think.
Bart:Hey Homer, let's not be stingy with those pork chops!
Homer: Here! Take them! Take them all! They're all cold and shriveled now anyway! Now what?
Bart: Whoa, Lisa! Check out those veins on dad's forehead!
Homer: D'oh!

Marge: Hmmmm, I'm not so sure about this, Homer. Do you think it's safe?
Homer: Safe? Marge, who cares if it's safe? This little wonder of modern technology is going to let me have a hot meal for a change! From now on, when any of you want anything, you can spin this thing around and get it yourself.
Bart: Cool!
Lisa: Come to me, me little zucchini.
Bart: I'll take some of those brownies, man!
Lisa: Bart, I was turning it! Let go!
Bart: No way, man! I had it first!
Lisa: You did not!
Bart: Did!
Lisa: Did not!
Bart: Okay, you did... oops! I'd like to place a take-out order, mom!
Homer: Come back here you little...!