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| − | + | {{qf|[[Aussie Steve]]}} Krieky! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Tyson Neil Degrasse]]}} This is a cluster-cuss of cosmic proportions! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kicking Chicken]]}} I agree. Bad medince. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[McBain]]}} Dammit, Perkins! When you sent us into dis pressure cooker, you never said we'd be fighting cybertonic orangutans! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Perkins]]}} Sorry, McBain. Dr. Malevolent is a gene-splicing madman! All our early intel suggested you'd be fighting a giant cyber puma. | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} It's not a puma! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} You want me to sit around as some snot-nosed brat's baby-sittah? No dice, Perkins! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Agent Milano]]}} I'm not a baby! Daddy says this is for my own protection, but i just have it! I'm supposed to meet my sorority sisters for mimosas, not get stuck in this non-Instagrammable nightmare! Hashtag boring! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Agent Milano}} My friends are going to freak when they see this #bodyguardinthehouse #drmalvevolentsux | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Hmm... my slaughter sense is tingling... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Malevolent]]}} Ah, I see you're once again with us. Are you well rested, detective? I certainly hope so. After all, I've got a big day planned for you... and it begings with revenge! When you and your well-oiled platoon destroyed my lab in the Bolivian jungle, I lost decades worth of precious research! My timeline for world domination was seriously gunked up! I spend years recoering all my lost material. It was... frustrating, I don't mind telling you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Gah! Get to da point! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Malevolent}} The point is that you are the only person who has been able to thwart me. Your rugged good looks and can-do commando attitude are the only things standing between me and absolute power! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Perkins}} Commendable work, McBain. I knew we could beat Malevolent at his own game, but we couldn't have done it without you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Perkins! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Perkins}} We've been monitoring your situation from field Agent Milano, here. Pretty clever, eh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agent Milano}} Sorry for the ruse, sir. I didn't want to "21 Jump Street" you, but I was under cover. | |
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Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021
- Aussie Steve: Krieky!
- Tyson Neil Degrasse: This is a cluster-cuss of cosmic proportions!
- Kicking Chicken: I agree. Bad medince.
- McBain: Dammit, Perkins! When you sent us into dis pressure cooker, you never said we'd be fighting cybertonic orangutans!
- Perkins: Sorry, McBain. Dr. Malevolent is a gene-splicing madman! All our early intel suggested you'd be fighting a giant cyber puma.
- McBain: It's not a puma!
- McBain: You want me to sit around as some snot-nosed brat's baby-sittah? No dice, Perkins!
- Agent Milano: I'm not a baby! Daddy says this is for my own protection, but i just have it! I'm supposed to meet my sorority sisters for mimosas, not get stuck in this non-Instagrammable nightmare! Hashtag boring!
- Agent Milano: My friends are going to freak when they see this #bodyguardinthehouse #drmalvevolentsux
- McBain: Hmm... my slaughter sense is tingling...
- Dr. Malevolent: Ah, I see you're once again with us. Are you well rested, detective? I certainly hope so. After all, I've got a big day planned for you... and it begings with revenge! When you and your well-oiled platoon destroyed my lab in the Bolivian jungle, I lost decades worth of precious research! My timeline for world domination was seriously gunked up! I spend years recoering all my lost material. It was... frustrating, I don't mind telling you.
- McBain: Gah! Get to da point!
- Dr. Malevolent: The point is that you are the only person who has been able to thwart me. Your rugged good looks and can-do commando attitude are the only things standing between me and absolute power!
- Perkins: Commendable work, McBain. I knew we could beat Malevolent at his own game, but we couldn't have done it without you.
- McBain: Perkins!
- Perkins: We've been monitoring your situation from field Agent Milano, here. Pretty clever, eh?
- Agent Milano: Sorry for the ruse, sir. I didn't want to "21 Jump Street" you, but I was under cover.
