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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Jimbo Jones! You're under arrest! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} I didn't do anything! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Your pockets are filled with store merchandise! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} These comics came with my pants | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right, punk! Let's get outta here! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I'll give you a second to take in the bleak surroundings of New Springfield! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} The city's really gone downhill since mayor Gunderson got elected! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Gil]]}} A computer glitch won me the election, but then everything got post-apocalyptic so fast! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Teen}} Mr. Mayor, your have an appointment with the C.H.U.D.S.! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gil}} Take my, advice, kid, don't get into politics! | |
| − | + | {{qf|C.H.U.D.S.}} Hey, everyone! Dinner's here! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Are you sure hits is safe? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rex Banner]]}} Not at all! I just changed the name on the side of the catapult o "Kid-A-Pul." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Good enough for me. Now hurry up with your last phone call! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} A library? Nooooo! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Quiet! Some of us are trying to study! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Lisa Simpson? Why did you get sent here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I never left. This was the last library in town, so I stayed when eh school changed over! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Now we just each ourselves. Not that much different from before, really. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Leave us alone! Whatever you're up do doesn't interest me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} I'm here to stop your brother, Bart Simpson. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Go on. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Martin Prince}} There goes a true hero. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} He ended up saving us all and didn't even ask for a reward! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Hey! That's right! I forgot to get a reward! All of you! Gimme your lunch money! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Martin Prince}} Yep. There he goes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What a jerk. | |
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Latest revision as of 10:18, May 15, 2021
- Chief Wiggum: Jimbo Jones! You're under arrest!
- Jimbo: I didn't do anything!
- Chief Wiggum: Your pockets are filled with store merchandise!
- Jimbo: These comics came with my pants
- Chief Wiggum: All right, punk! Let's get outta here!
- Chief Wiggum: I'll give you a second to take in the bleak surroundings of New Springfield!
- Jimbo: The city's really gone downhill since mayor Gunderson got elected!
- Gil: A computer glitch won me the election, but then everything got post-apocalyptic so fast!
- Teen: Mr. Mayor, your have an appointment with the C.H.U.D.S.!
- Gil: Take my, advice, kid, don't get into politics!
- C.H.U.D.S.: Hey, everyone! Dinner's here!
- Chief Wiggum: Are you sure hits is safe?
- Rex Banner: Not at all! I just changed the name on the side of the catapult o "Kid-A-Pul."
- Chief Wiggum: Good enough for me. Now hurry up with your last phone call!
- Jimbo: A library? Nooooo!
- Lisa: Quiet! Some of us are trying to study!
- Jimbo: Lisa Simpson? Why did you get sent here?
- Lisa: I never left. This was the last library in town, so I stayed when eh school changed over!
- Martin Prince: Now we just each ourselves. Not that much different from before, really.
- Lisa: Leave us alone! Whatever you're up do doesn't interest me.
- Jimbo: I'm here to stop your brother, Bart Simpson.
- Lisa: Go on.
- Martin Prince: There goes a true hero.
- Lisa: He ended up saving us all and didn't even ask for a reward!
- Jimbo: Hey! That's right! I forgot to get a reward! All of you! Gimme your lunch money!
- Martin Prince: Yep. There he goes.
- Lisa: What a jerk.
